Worst gambling blooper
Taking skill for third cup when you have no feature.
Clouseau Cash slipping down one extra space when you press the hold, rendering the feature only good for £6
Getting eliminator off bonus and it removing a certain useful feature.
Being on second shot of two cash shot with £10, £70 and final symbol and pressing start instead of add again as your brain thought you were on first shot(!) Looks like I wasn't a jedi yet.
Clouseau Cash slipping down one extra space when you press the hold, rendering the feature only good for £6
Getting eliminator off bonus and it removing a certain useful feature.
Being on second shot of two cash shot with £10, £70 and final symbol and pressing start instead of add again as your brain thought you were on first shot(!) Looks like I wasn't a jedi yet.
JG
- thecannonball89
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Preety common mistake that one on cops&robs.mr lugsy wrote:i clueyed a revolution,not so long ago,hit super on a bonus,jp was there on nudges (up and down),somehow hit collect instead of autonudgeops: and it took another 30quid off me.
see someone once hit collect on club cops and robbers instead of exchange for nudges with jp there ,lol
I also hit collect with jackpot showing (100 jackpot)
collected 58 quid DOH
Same machine >>>>
See a mate fuck cashpots up on bottom reels,Nudged in a tenner

He ended up puting in a ton after and still f all.
The machine paid a jackpot about a week later lmao
Monster Cash last night. 2 holds on oranges - 3rd hold comes in and it also offers superhold - I line up 2 JP's for the skill stop on the 3rd. Only £3 in and take my time with the skill wanting to nail it. Fooker times out on the revolution I was going to hit it on.
Confucius say "man who know wombat know more than stupid looking monkey"
- clarkey1984
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Pissed playing has got to be a bad one for me, plus playing a SHIT fruit as well.
Bloody QPS quid vicious again, only about 4 or 5 quid in (beer change) collected 'rock the casbah' and rampantly started banging start whilst looking at the number trial bit of the machine waiting for them to all light up and eliminate (a bit like a DOND game is) but then, THEN, i remembered, that isnt what 'rock the casbah' does, that is what 'stand and deliver' does wrong fucking feature, 'rock the casbah' is a monumentally shit skill feature that jumps once you get over 4 quid, and by the time i realised i had already missed it once, (im not good at skills anyway, plus i was quite hammered by this point) got my try again, missed it, twat, right annoyed, especially as i had ignored a cashpot of about a tenner first board.
Then just to take the piss a little more, some git goes on it after me with about 12 quid and gets IM, was only flat 70 tho.
That thing is crap for decent tops as well, as even when IM it wont allow you to get the top feature red, (which im told is guaranteed 140 if it takes a credit) it just gives you the 5 heads instead, which hardly ever goes past, and even if it does it only gives you like an extra fiver, horrible fuckin thing!
Bloody QPS quid vicious again, only about 4 or 5 quid in (beer change) collected 'rock the casbah' and rampantly started banging start whilst looking at the number trial bit of the machine waiting for them to all light up and eliminate (a bit like a DOND game is) but then, THEN, i remembered, that isnt what 'rock the casbah' does, that is what 'stand and deliver' does wrong fucking feature, 'rock the casbah' is a monumentally shit skill feature that jumps once you get over 4 quid, and by the time i realised i had already missed it once, (im not good at skills anyway, plus i was quite hammered by this point) got my try again, missed it, twat, right annoyed, especially as i had ignored a cashpot of about a tenner first board.
Then just to take the piss a little more, some git goes on it after me with about 12 quid and gets IM, was only flat 70 tho.
That thing is crap for decent tops as well, as even when IM it wont allow you to get the top feature red, (which im told is guaranteed 140 if it takes a credit) it just gives you the 5 heads instead, which hardly ever goes past, and even if it does it only gives you like an extra fiver, horrible fuckin thing!
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player

Not even sure if it was a blunder, more like robbery! Pyscho cash beast, super hold next it says so i do the old school of hold a jackpot and whack the button, 2 more drop in sight so i get superhold, put them all on the line and watch in shock as a jackpot has a 1 on it, this gives me bonus which boosts to a board and spins all the reels! Shocking!