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JG
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Post by JG »

Taking skill for third cup when you have no feature.

Clouseau Cash slipping down one extra space when you press the hold, rendering the feature only good for £6

Getting eliminator off bonus and it removing a certain useful feature.

Being on second shot of two cash shot with £10, £70 and final symbol and pressing start instead of add again as your brain thought you were on first shot(!) Looks like I wasn't a jedi yet.
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Post by thecannonball89 »

Yeah mega streek no feature opps £1.50
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Post by fruitypie »

mr lugsy wrote:i clueyed a revolution,not so long ago,hit super on a bonus,jp was there on nudges (up and down),somehow hit collect instead of autonudge :o ops: and it took another 30quid off me.

see someone once hit collect on club cops and robbers instead of exchange for nudges with jp there ,lol
Preety common mistake that one on cops&robs.
I also hit collect with jackpot showing (100 jackpot)
collected 58 quid DOH
Same machine >>>>
See a mate fuck cashpots up on bottom reels,Nudged in a tenner :)
He ended up puting in a ton after and still f all.
The machine paid a jackpot about a week later lmao
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Post by JPMRatt »

Not on a bandit but a SWP. Can't remember which but I know if I got this question right I would have won £2!!

'Which of these is the correct spelling of mississippi?'

Yes I pressed the wrong one! Took some right sh*t from my mates for that!
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Post by kidgloves »

Monster Cash last night. 2 holds on oranges - 3rd hold comes in and it also offers superhold - I line up 2 JP's for the skill stop on the 3rd. Only £3 in and take my time with the skill wanting to nail it. Fooker times out on the revolution I was going to hit it on.
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Post by tommya »

going high or low on the wrong side on an alien doh when deffo jackpot. Also took extra life instead of skillstop for the 3rd cup on a dial not good maybe should not chat on the phone and try and play fruits at the same time
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Post by silent g »

i was playing a rainbow riches £35 (awp) 1st board offered number runner (red) with jp 1 step out.
pressed collect £3 instead of take feature!
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Post by darren »

silent g wrote:i was playing a rainbow riches £35 (awp) 1st board offered number runner (red) with jp 1 step out.
pressed collect £3 instead of take feature!
Your not the only one :o ops:. I was only out for a beer, and lost the £30 I had on me for no return.

Had to get a taxi home and back :roll:
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Post by clarkey1984 »

Pissed playing has got to be a bad one for me, plus playing a SHIT fruit as well.

Bloody QPS quid vicious again, only about 4 or 5 quid in (beer change) collected 'rock the casbah' and rampantly started banging start whilst looking at the number trial bit of the machine waiting for them to all light up and eliminate (a bit like a DOND game is) but then, THEN, i remembered, that isnt what 'rock the casbah' does, that is what 'stand and deliver' does wrong fucking feature, 'rock the casbah' is a monumentally shit skill feature that jumps once you get over 4 quid, and by the time i realised i had already missed it once, (im not good at skills anyway, plus i was quite hammered by this point) got my try again, missed it, twat, right annoyed, especially as i had ignored a cashpot of about a tenner first board.

Then just to take the piss a little more, some git goes on it after me with about 12 quid and gets IM, was only flat 70 tho.

That thing is crap for decent tops as well, as even when IM it wont allow you to get the top feature red, (which im told is guaranteed 140 if it takes a credit) it just gives you the 5 heads instead, which hardly ever goes past, and even if it does it only gives you like an extra fiver, horrible fuckin thing!
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thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Post by Glendale »

Not even sure if it was a blunder, more like robbery! Pyscho cash beast, super hold next it says so i do the old school of hold a jackpot and whack the button, 2 more drop in sight so i get superhold, put them all on the line and watch in shock as a jackpot has a 1 on it, this gives me bonus which boosts to a board and spins all the reels! Shocking!
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Post by mjd »

Cant remember what machine it was, but got 2 Cash shots and hammered the start button assuming they'd be £1 and £1+Repeat, first shot £70 :o ops:

sh!t

:lol:
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Post by Scott »

Sounds very big reds like.



I once pressed collect feature on a Hilo silver when it offered mega streak on a next credit, I had been on the nighter at the time but no excuse :o ops:
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Post by e4ans »

Exchanging OFF Red Lucky numbers on Cracker when I had watched the JPM guy put the new chip in and replace the £15 decals ith £25 in Jan 2002!
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Post by mouse75 »

aferg01 wrote:I guess mine is going lower on a 2 and higher than an 11. I've done that quite a few times. :D
(Come on, it happens to the best of us!)
Higher than a 12 on labyrinth anyone?
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Post by PMK »

Why did all those electrocoin clones not have a 1 on the hi lo reel?
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