Infestation

JG · Post by JG » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:03 pm

I have an infestation in my golden cloaks.

My golden cloaks are bread and butter like a Box Fresh winstopper.
My golden cloaks are 92% pure gold and only worn by people with half a clue.
I've removed a couple of previous infestations by getting on top, however as may be expected a new influx of stuuuuuudents has yielded a nasty specimen.

A foule, evil, infestation has occured. This OBO snatcher has been reported to me by several of my spies. I have been too late and caught the bloody aftermath with three pinky rectangles burned into the fleece of my golden cloak. I was beginning to suspect it was a legendary myth devised to crapulate my day with worry. Alas, not so....I spectated a full fat run down today. Several in fact, a good ton at least chipped off my earnings.
Not a good feeling to have a random flat off a Star Wars as one of the high points.

It's one thing shoving off a Northampton infestation, but this is a Student Halls next to the Cloak type infestation I suspect. Rucksack, text books and all. Camping out infestation.

You know I don't like to bash these every day. If normal puntlings don't get any value, they stop playing. Despite locality, I like to let things breathe.

What's the plan here?

1) Get over it and drive to Loughborough?
2) Inform the infestation that I keep on top of these every day, show the flava and hope that the infestation retires?
3) Get in way before the infestation, batter out the value and ask for sneaky refills to ease the rectangular scars and lead to potential catastrophe for the infestation. It seems it just goes in blind for each unit.
4) Kill him
5) Maim him
6) Make a load noise, claim it's a Pay unit Err 17. Switch it off, give him a credit note and take out the value.
7) Tell the staff he got barred from shoopleys for tooling and bring on some heat.

I guess I've just got to get way on top, get in there. Let him fill it up and tactfully mention that I keep on top and it's not worth coming in for it.

Maybe after a few £200 in for no bloop he might be a bit more wary.

Always the way, one door opens, another gets infested. You just can't keep on top of everything. It's bad enough giving most of the pubs to ---? A similar mutual infestation.

I like my golden cloaks and I don't want to give them up. What would you do to save wear and tear on your golden cloaks?

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:10 pm

so u mean theres some1 else doing your gggs?

JG · Post by JG » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:14 pm

My golden cloa.....yes, Kesh. Someone else is doing my GGGs on a very regular basis.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:16 pm

arc or bingo?

JG · Post by JG » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:28 pm

Arcade. There are three bingos. The first bingo is infested with hyper persistent grannies who usually get enough value to make it non too inspiring and it's a £25 Monop anyway. The second bingo is infected with a middle aged man of the same name as me who lives there 24/7 and knows much of the score. The third, hyper secret bingo is a bit more on top, in that they prefer you to play bingo, not just play the CasinoMMMs. However the Monops usually seem semi-squidged, so there is probably an infestation there, but it's not the infestation at the second bingo as the manager at the super secret bingo doesn't like the infestation at the other bingo. AS for the arcades. Well there are two golden cloaks now and a variety of non malignent infestations. There is even some benign cloak adorning flora. The best of these is a lady who doesn't know what to do when you get a hold after a nudge. Say for example she nudges down two bars and it holds, she'll hold the bars and no she's not......trust me! It'll probably roll in anyway, but even so, that's what you need.
Then you have a variety of YAMs (young Asian males) who will play for some sort of lo-tech value but are not clued. Then there is Seve Ballesteros who will knock back, say the bloop for a 1'er to get the big bleep and then take a £15 game and walk. A couple of addicts which are the best ones as they keep cycling and can leave it super ready. A variety of non malignant half clued clues, but this guy seems to be playing everything. He's playing notes though for the lights to judge play and keeping tabs.
On initial impressions this is a HIGHLY MALIGNANT TUMOUR and may require extensive GGGhemotherapy to improve the lifespan of my wallet.
I need to reclaim my cloak.
Territorial.
Come on, you all get territorial at times, don't lie to me.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:56 pm

territorial,i used to mark mine with my own scent

woe betide any common or garden granny punter sitting on my gg recycling 25 tops for best part of a day and then fluking a be wop a doop bleep blooper with her last change(meant for cat food)
then there's the semi-knowhow endowed psuedo pro who takes his fivers on a wink ,thinking he's getting more ,but leaves it dead all the same,curses to ye ,oh semi-knowhow psuedo pro!
and then there's kyle and jordan ,stinking of weed and a strange beefy smell ,like they've slept in their clothes or something,they may leave it ready though ,but they may also leave gob all over it

JG · Post by JG » Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:58 pm

semi-knowhow pseudo pro - didn't you know, you get bigger rebloop bloopas that way, taking those 'extra' fivers. tee hee.

Irritations.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 10:18 pm

just refuse them a couple of times least u know uve left them in a state,that should keep the rats away,there students,there bankroll will be 00.00 after a few sessions on them

ob · Post by ob » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:42 pm

tbh I can't see how these GGG's are even worth keeping on top off these days, do people actually really make good money on these, where every granny etc. plays till pot off the game etc. They are usually £80+ off a game, and the roll (ie. repeat pot) is usually £200+ off, and I say this even in a club that is never done by any player!

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Sat Oct 04, 2008 11:45 pm

They usto be good not really sure what there like now in gala's i no there wank in seasides etc, only good gala down here im pretty much barred from

JG · Post by JG » Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:08 am

These are Chinese students. therefore bankroll = £1million.

pickareel · Post by **pickareel** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:14 am

then your fucked!!!unless u sneak a roulette wheel in to distract them

JG · Post by JG » Sun Oct 05, 2008 1:54 am

I know, good plan though, will have to try that one.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 8:18 am

an infestation of chinese will be absurdly hard to counteract,these diminutive folk like almost nothing better than taking over lowtechs like a swarm of locusts.you could try paying a local dropout to arrange roach fights when you're out punting,from what i've heard little jimmy wong and his pals cannot for the life of them ,resist crowding round live, one on one battles to the death,waving fists full of notes and cackling the afternoon away.

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Sun Oct 05, 2008 10:37 am

These empty many an arcade.