The Ring Round Town/Village

[harry2]

Any slotters been to discover a new town & the Landlord has rung round for winning more than £10 and other pubs have refused service/machines turned off?

Happened to me in Tadcaster & Whalley.

Which boozers did you have probs in Tad? It's certainly the sort of place where strangers stick out like the proverbial.

If you've only got four fingers and a thumb on each hand then "You're not
from round 'ere, are ya ?" kicks in.

[aaamusements.co.uk]

I had the same shit in tadcaster a good few years ago, landlord in the middle pub on that bit of one way (near the carpark) did the ringround. I was so annoyed that particular time that i thought bollacks to this and went to the police station there and made a complaint that he saying im defrauding the machine could be seen as 'deformation of character'

At risk of getting flamed your unlikely to suffer that fate unless your (sic) Morph (or Chas) off of Tony Hart's thing

Good point, that I didn't like to raise!

[JG]

Ok, ok, ok. Here's the solution. I'll dress up as a fat operatic woman. You dress up as a skinny chav. He can dress up as a city banker. She can masquerade as a footballer's wife. They can pretend to be The chuckle brothers.

They all need different cars.

Together we shall go around Anstey, Tadley, Wadley, Lesser Chipping Monk's Prior's Norton's Abbot's Priestley's Behind and f**k up their stupid ring-a-ring a roses.


<<TSSSSHHH WHITE NOISE TTTSSSSSHSHHHhh, yeah Mick, they're in a blue Peugeot 206 registration Swoowoswowshwishle it's a fat operatic woman and a skinny chav, just emptied the machine.......No Bob, they're in a green Vauxhall Astra registration wswsiwshiwslwwwww yttttsssshhhhhh and it's The Chuckle Brothers with Victoria Beckham just done my Cluedo OVER!>>>>>>>>>

[jeffvickers]

Any slotters been to discover a new town & the Landlord has rung round for winning more than £10 and other pubs have refused service/machines turned off?

Happened to me in Tadcaster & Whalley.

Which boozers did you have probs in Tad? It's certainly the sort of place where strangers stick out like the proverbial.

There are 2 pubs opposite each other near the bus station, if you cross the road from the bus station, it is there.

Would you believe, I won £18 on a Yabba, Dabba Darts after putting a tenner in. Went across road, ordered beer and woman was eying me up & down (description given obv,) and as soon as I walked to the bandit, she snapped "Can't play that, engineers coming to it".

Thing is, I'd played it 1/2 hr earlier, fine then, after losing £40 in it.

[Slammer]

ps i never leave a calling card on top or near a machine, it either gets drunk, tipped down the toilet or tipped outside

Yeh i was generalising - not pointing fingers ;-)


FFS - now Lees gonna get excited again


cheers, Mark

[Scott]

you love each other really

[Mr McStreak]

I had the bar maid all over me the other day for...................... a cluedo that I made £7 on. and not off guac, the magnifying glass rip. went up to her and asked her if she wanted my number as she couldn't keep her eyes off me... that shut her up, stupid fat cunt.

Christ it winds me up.