I'm in court tomorrow

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:25 pm

Have a guess what for?

Shouldn't take you long...

EasyEasy · Post by **EasyEasy** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:27 pm

Drink driving?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:34 pm

Offensive shell suit

Walking on the cracks in the pavement

Too much Argos jewellery

dannyedge25 · Post by **dannyedge25** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:55 pm

Good old refill key?

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 1:57 pm

Flashing ?

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:03 pm

fruit machine related? give us a clue?

alcozar · Post by **alcozar** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 2:23 pm

Indecent exposure?

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 3:13 pm

Better dig the train timetables, pedal bike and A-Z out!

You can buy a good electric power assist bike for £400, has a range of about 30 miles and will do 15 mph with no pedal power, qualifies for no tax/insurance/driving licence.

Martal~Wombat · Post by **Martal~Wombat** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:21 pm

oh i see.......

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:23 pm

Drink driving Jeff?

petera · Post by **petera** » Tue Aug 05, 2008 5:19 pm

If its drink driving then one word .........

TWAT

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Tue Aug 05, 2008 6:20 pm

Filming on your mobile you playing a fruit, then being accused of "interfering with the machine" by the Wetherspoons manager?

(They're only manager of Spoons 'cos they weren't bright enough for McDonalds).

JG · Post by JG » Tue Aug 05, 2008 10:41 pm

Driving at 62mph in a 30mph limit, you already had points/pints and now you're done '4', you were racing to get to a 'FOR' reeler Donday or no Donday featuring the voice, face, trousers and beard of that lovely Noel Edmonds.
Probably drink driving though isn't it?

You had two pints 'cos you had two 'on top' pubs on your route and you didn't want orange juice as it looks wierd, a bloke on his own, going into a pub, ordering orange juice and going on the bandit. Obvious what you're there for, order a pint, obviously there for the drink then ain't ya? (no such word as ya....bet it's in a Scrabble dictionary though). Lose the pint. Maybe you got drunk off ten frothy tops, Christ knows Jeff, might as well tell us. I'll put my blue chip down on being in posession of a motor vehicle whilst over the legal limit of mmol/litre alcohol in your breath which I think is 30mmol/litre, but I know h2 will have a link to the relevant top secret Home Office Road Traffic wotsit thing files with the exact valueypoos stored in their databanks.

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 9:31 pm

17 month ban. Ah, well, I'll just sponge off the state in the meantime, payback if you like.

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Wed Aug 06, 2008 10:00 pm

Where are your power 5s you found other day?