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petera · Post by **petera** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:52 pm

Got a great idea
All the chavs should get a 600 quid pen to sign on with !

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 1:54 pm

:P

,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, nice 1 peter ,,,,,,,,,,,,

EasyEasy · Post by **EasyEasy** » Wed Jul 30, 2008 7:03 pm

Im sure most off the people on this site have not playd a machine in the last 5 years

JG · Post by JG » Wed Jul 30, 2008 11:47 pm

What's a machine?

What's a pen?

What's an aquascrotum?

PS I buy all my clothes from ASDA because if I lose something, then it has my name inside.

Ba BOOM Tssssshhh.

I had a look on the aquascrotum website and I cannot see that cap anywhere, but there was one on Ebay with 12 hours to go, bid of £17 + £4.95 postage.

Lee did you hang around at Ikea for long? I hadn't touched Houeventry earlier, been helping a mate decorate a property to let in another town. Had a quick sniff at two Niles (burnt) and a quick bloop into Boatleys. Money Assault was on its arse and I put £4 in a GGGGGGGGGGGGG with two bites at a bloop but neither activated and no spawny bars or anything, so BFK must have smashed that earlier. Note, I have minions who ensure that there are no bit sitting target repeat pots, any bars or any main action for the taking when I am not around. Bit silly to try it, but you never know. However Vickers had been in as DOND4R (usually tighter than a mallard's behind) gave third hold for melons straight onto Dondey with £15 box, but took a £16 cash win over SS. Got back on within quid and it was a generous reflex skills to CC for a surprising £16. A moodo was switched off but tried the Snakez and it was 6red for some mediocre plab blap 4 win spin type blue BS onto blues type malarky for a small pint(s) size raise. Paid for the takeaway on the ??????? road where there is also a Gluedo. Couldn't chin as inside the grub a man was playing and CBA to wait. Got the wakeatay and headed back to pick er outdoors up and we played a total of 0 machines after that as food was ready to be eaten. Went back home, ate, had a chat, watched a program where a load of girls who earn £200,000 a year have to become cowgirls in the Pasatana flood brains of Brazil. Then came up here, had a shower and now typing words on the keyboard into a computer screen thing. I will now click Submit fairly shortly and then will read some other posts.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:12 am

no george, mrs sent me ikea, she spent £380 plus 48deliv
glad it wasn't my money lol

deliv charge was unavoidable though, dont think i would have fit a 2seater sofa in my 107 lol

not played owt today, day off ,, out in full force tomoz

EasyEasy · Post by **EasyEasy** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:47 am

If you look on the lacoste website you wont find a lacoste tracksuit but it doesnt mean they dont sell them

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 12:50 am

Henri lloyd t-shirt - £45

Paul smith Jeans - £100

Lacoste trainers (red croc) - £60

I go for the casual look cant stand chav

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 8:52 am

Gents, to fit in at the majority of pubs, it has to be:

-Smart Jeans (None of this ripped to buggery falderdash!)
-Shirt (Sleeve length dependant on wearers' 'bulk')
-Shoes / Decent Trainers

You'd be surprised at how non-chav you can look with a shirt as opposed to a t-shirt...

gambogaz1 · Post by **gambogaz1** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 9:52 am

anfield road wrote:Henri lloyd t-shirt - £45

That'll be a polo top not a t-shirt. Either that or someones had your pants down anfield

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 10:46 am

gambogaz1 wrote:
anfield road wrote:Henri lloyd t-shirt - £45

That'll be a polo top not a t-shirt. Either that or someones had your pants down anfield

thinking the same.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 11:57 am

Henri lloyd t-shirt

Ha, more like Harold Lloyd!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 1:39 pm

well for me it has to be a blue lycra jumpsuit, with red boots, red cape, my red pants on the outside, and a big s on my chest, which could just as easily stand for slotter,
cant figure out why every pub i go in everyone stares, i must be making them on top somehow :P

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:03 pm

trayhop123 wrote:well for me it has to be a blue lycra jumpsuit, with red boots, red cape, my red pants on the outside, and a big s on my chest, which could just as easily stand for slotter,
cant figure out why every pub i go in everyone stares, i must be making them on top somehow :P

love ya superman dont ya tray.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:13 pm

does it show???? :P

EasyEasy · Post by **EasyEasy** » Thu Jul 31, 2008 2:32 pm

anfield road wrote:Henri lloyd t-shirt - £45

Paul smith Jeans - £100

Lacoste trainers (red croc) - £60

I go for the casual look cant stand chav

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