"That guy's not wearing ASDA jeans"
"Gas is now so expensive, that many Los Angeles gangs can't afford to do drive by shootings," blared the loud TV in the office next to the CCTV showing pictures of the gaming machines in the bowling alley.
Actually I was going to do a Tarantino type posting where these guys who own their own bowling alley catch a gang tooling a Dough-ho-ho, they force them into the 'back room' and extract their bank details by a series of explicitly portrayed psychological and physical torturous techniques before murdering all the gang in a savage, brutal and sexually degrading manner. The dark repressed childhoods of the gang members and bowling alley owners merge in a pit of depression before a violent cresendo of butchery and thugerry serenades the ending, garneshed with gratuitous brutality and evil deeds.
However I thought it might be a bit, sort of, heavy going and probably slightly off topic, so I didn't post it. Hardly Nudgeman's Christmas Cracker 2008 is it?
Anyway Mr Pyne, ex-fruit digest person and possibly the person whom I saw that day, although it may have been the other person from Bedford.
Anyway BOOM! errr you seem a bit down on the old Cleudo/Cash Attack brigade. Is the subutex, opiod antagonist, subtex, subtext of all that
i) I'm sick of people 'bigging up' those machines, they're always dead nowadays and were over rated to start off with?
ii) I'm playing <?> and <?> and a bit of <?> which are much better value than C and CA?
iii) I have a full time job that is much more fulfilling than playing s34 AWPs all day?
iv) I am a tooler?
v) I can't stand players who sail the wrong side of the law? I am not a tooler?
vi) I have the emptier for Monopoly Hot Property and I was visiting here to see if any of 'you lot' have worked it out yet?
vii) I just don't like the thought of MattB switching off a Cash Attack?
viii) This was the first thread I saw and quite frankly, I want it to be the last?
ix) This board is nowhere near as good as The Fruit Digest used to be?
x) I'm just a bit tired of this game and am looking at doing bigger and better things?
xi) I think you're all wearing ASDA jeans - shame on you! ?
xii) I play on line poker now?
Cheers,
JG
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Where do I stand?
I dont play AWP's any more - £250 I play as normal!
I think AWP's are mini @unt clubs now! Least you could shot a few hundred at a late 90'early 2k Barcrest and get your cash back! I do £100 red or black now, Im gonna risk losing £100 to make £200 on the spin of one ball, Its a 50/50 payout - People are gonna think you dont have a clue now and thats maybe true, i used to be able @ 19 - 20 to make a few hundred a month cos i would only play JPM's (Un-chipped Arcdia looping the bouns sixes around) And the Barcrest's for £75 top feature run when they only had to drop about £20 in the down below cash box!
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JG wrote:
Anyway Mr Pyne, ex-fruit digest person and possibly the person whom I saw that day, although it may have been the other person from Bedford.
Anyway BOOM! errr you seem a bit down on the old Cleudo/Cash Attack brigade. Is the subutex, opiod antagonist, subtex, subtext of all that
i) I'm sick of people 'bigging up' those machines, they're always dead nowadays and were over rated to start off with?
ii) I'm playing <?> and <?> and a bit of <?> which are much better value than C and CA?
iii) I have a full time job that is much more fulfilling than playing s34 AWPs all day?
iv) I am a tooler?
v) I can't stand players who sail the wrong side of the law? I am not a tooler?
vi) I have the emptier for Monopoly Hot Property and I was visiting here to see if any of 'you lot' have worked it out yet?
vii) I just don't like the thought of MattB switching off a Cash Attack?
viii) This was the first thread I saw and quite frankly, I want it to be the last?
ix) This board is nowhere near as good as The Fruit Digest used to be?
x) I'm just a bit tired of this game and am looking at doing bigger and better things?
xi) I think you're all wearing ASDA jeans - shame on you! ?
xii) I play on line poker now?
Ah.. the fruit-digest, revolutionary in its day!! I used to run that from my own server with a dialup connection before James kindly moved it to his office servers.
Who/When/How did we meet in Bedford? I dont even know who im talking to incidently.
Cluedos/Monopolys are a total waste of time. Only profitable ones are ones which let you hit the skill (no, not the f**king GUAC crap). Never really liked this breed since the death of Rovers TBH.
Cash Attacks - Great, but now its an internet fad - they are getting battered, and lets be honest, the plugging crap didnt help as it got people that didnt used to play them into them and learning a few manouveres. Other problem is its just not a big enough release, even with the clone.
As for your multiple choice. I am now in full-time employment cos I got sick of the life style so got my first job after the finish of Whats In Your Box. Also, I do despise people plugging fruit machines and tooling as it brings heat on people like me that dont do a sodding thing wrong - yet we all get treated with the same brush.
I hope this brings you upto speed on the situation :P
Thanks, Mark
Thanks, pleasantly illuminating, satisfied my curiosity.
Errrm I'm George.
Let's see if I can put the face to the name, then maybe you can put my anonymous name, JG to a face.
Middayish. Early SEP 07 (late in day with this one). ??????mystery location.
"Reds are over rated."
"Great day over 1K playing FUS around North London."
"Made about 30k on the p1 wiyb."
"Thick as pig shit in Kettering"
If that means nothing, it's probably not you, although you, or this other person told me they were from Bedford, can't remember their name though.
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Andrew was playing Magic Poundabout at the time. That's Andrew who features in my Golden Game story in The Demmerz Armz (below).
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Pink panther
Casino Monopoly no.1 wasn't there for me, but full, near audit, so collected nudge and hold fiver, but then you went on number one and think you got a few bloops iirc, so it was almost there when I went on it.
Invincible wasn't ready. Actually it was, I had parked in the hour space.
OK This is the story.
p1 Wiyb (£125), next to Invincible.
Invinc was arb1 from near the off, as another bloop played it whilst I was on wiyb. Pissed me around a bit, bit took about 40mins to win £20 odd, so disappointing result. Should have left a credit in. Plan was to blap both in 1hr and move on, with maybe a quick peek at Monop.
Anyway, wiyb fullish, took about £60 out and foolishly went to move car. Came back, started up and this guy on Invinc, get WS red, saw he was looking, deliberately miss on about £5, mistook him for another local player, left machine no credit (hoping he may fill it up - greedy!), go to talk to Andrew. Next thing....good one! good one! good one! good one! good one! good one! d'oh! Not one of my finer moves, leaving an emptiable for another player to nip on. Should have at least left a credit in it, got greedy, hoping he'd bung a couple of notes in!
Andrew (not fat or sweaty, but gay) being all camp about bullion bars and I lose out on £60ish.
Is that you Mr. Pyne? It was definitely someone from Bedford.
If that's not you..........IS THIS YOU??
Goose. Hotel Street. Tuesday the something or other. 2pm. July 07.
I buy soft drink. Two people on wiyb. I play WOW on 10p play. Get around board, NO!!!!!!!!!!!! My playdar was correct they are emptying the wiyb. NOT going to blow my cover. I get two phones.
"Excuse me, is it worth going lower on 11 for the third phone?"
(you and your mate had a pint, no half cokes there then, maybe a long stint)
"I don't know mate, I don't play that one. I think it'll probably shaft you."
(good advice)
"OK thanks"
(You were a bit cagey on the stopper, £4, but then you just went for it and blapped a jackpot)
I really regretted not just introducing myself. Anyway, you hammerred Yates and Litten and Globe in a gentlemanly manner, leaving £100. In retrospect I thought of many amusing things I should have done. A fake conversation with a "Mr Vince Topper" or a call to the local stake house asking for a 3.5lb steak change or other such tomfoolery. Or I could have just shouted out "EMPTIER" at the top of my voice. No. I just slunk out and went to another hit.
Maybe some of that will make sense. If it doesn't, then I doubt we have met face to face and I shall stop acting all mysterious.
Errrm I'm George.
Let's see if I can put the face to the name, then maybe you can put my anonymous name, JG to a face.
Middayish. Early SEP 07 (late in day with this one). ??????mystery location.
"Reds are over rated."
"Great day over 1K playing FUS around North London."
"Made about 30k on the p1 wiyb."
"Thick as pig shit in Kettering"
If that means nothing, it's probably not you, although you, or this other person told me they were from Bedford, can't remember their name though.
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Andrew was playing Magic Poundabout at the time. That's Andrew who features in my Golden Game story in The Demmerz Armz (below).
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Pink panther
Casino Monopoly no.1 wasn't there for me, but full, near audit, so collected nudge and hold fiver, but then you went on number one and think you got a few bloops iirc, so it was almost there when I went on it.
Invincible wasn't ready. Actually it was, I had parked in the hour space.
OK This is the story.
p1 Wiyb (£125), next to Invincible.
Invinc was arb1 from near the off, as another bloop played it whilst I was on wiyb. Pissed me around a bit, bit took about 40mins to win £20 odd, so disappointing result. Should have left a credit in. Plan was to blap both in 1hr and move on, with maybe a quick peek at Monop.
Anyway, wiyb fullish, took about £60 out and foolishly went to move car. Came back, started up and this guy on Invinc, get WS red, saw he was looking, deliberately miss on about £5, mistook him for another local player, left machine no credit (hoping he may fill it up - greedy!), go to talk to Andrew. Next thing....good one! good one! good one! good one! good one! good one! d'oh! Not one of my finer moves, leaving an emptiable for another player to nip on. Should have at least left a credit in it, got greedy, hoping he'd bung a couple of notes in!
Andrew (not fat or sweaty, but gay) being all camp about bullion bars and I lose out on £60ish.
Is that you Mr. Pyne? It was definitely someone from Bedford.
If that's not you..........IS THIS YOU??
Goose. Hotel Street. Tuesday the something or other. 2pm. July 07.
I buy soft drink. Two people on wiyb. I play WOW on 10p play. Get around board, NO!!!!!!!!!!!! My playdar was correct they are emptying the wiyb. NOT going to blow my cover. I get two phones.
"Excuse me, is it worth going lower on 11 for the third phone?"
(you and your mate had a pint, no half cokes there then, maybe a long stint)
"I don't know mate, I don't play that one. I think it'll probably shaft you."
(good advice)
"OK thanks"
(You were a bit cagey on the stopper, £4, but then you just went for it and blapped a jackpot)
I really regretted not just introducing myself. Anyway, you hammerred Yates and Litten and Globe in a gentlemanly manner, leaving £100. In retrospect I thought of many amusing things I should have done. A fake conversation with a "Mr Vince Topper" or a call to the local stake house asking for a 3.5lb steak change or other such tomfoolery. Or I could have just shouted out "EMPTIER" at the top of my voice. No. I just slunk out and went to another hit.
Maybe some of that will make sense. If it doesn't, then I doubt we have met face to face and I shall stop acting all mysterious.
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Hi George,
The kettering incident im pretty sure wasnt me and I definatly didnt do FruitsUSirs around north london. In the time of doing them I used to play pretty solidly birmingham/up north (nottingham, chesterfield etc).
The leicester jobby might have been me as that Priory was well on top so if I was with my m8 we'd have had pints. If I was on my own I'd have had pints in any of the Leicester pubs anyway cos doing WIYB's on coke was just too damn boring.
You bumped into someone I know on a P5 a few weeks ago. I only went back once after he saw you there and it was switched off so didnt bother again. A certain skill machine is always extremely low in the same town, dunno if thats you or not (with an extreme).
AFAIK - we have never met. I have certainly never talked to anyone that has confessed to being JG.
Cheers, Mark
The kettering incident im pretty sure wasnt me and I definatly didnt do FruitsUSirs around north london. In the time of doing them I used to play pretty solidly birmingham/up north (nottingham, chesterfield etc).
The leicester jobby might have been me as that Priory was well on top so if I was with my m8 we'd have had pints. If I was on my own I'd have had pints in any of the Leicester pubs anyway cos doing WIYB's on coke was just too damn boring.
You bumped into someone I know on a P5 a few weeks ago. I only went back once after he saw you there and it was switched off so didnt bother again. A certain skill machine is always extremely low in the same town, dunno if thats you or not (with an extreme).
AFAIK - we have never met. I have certainly never talked to anyone that has confessed to being JG.
Cheers, Mark
Ah, he did mention your name. I had a £2 box. They had just switched to £125 hopper. When I went back later that week it was off and stayed off for best part of a week until rechipped. Shares the same first name as trayhop. That was Sunday after last bank holiday in May I think.
That machine is well covered by some local lads, so very rare I hoopla any of the money out of that.
JG
That machine is well covered by some local lads, so very rare I hoopla any of the money out of that.
JG
