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This may sound like im a sore loser but a pub i have been going in for about 3-4 years which has had all sorts of different machines and 3 at a time which all do get played but just DONT PAY OUT! your lucky to get a tenner after ploughing 60 notes in them, dont know why i bother playing them at all.

Has anyone come across a boozer were the machines just seem really hard to make a profit or just play really really shite compared to the same machine in a different pub? they are generaly set on 70% most machines by me are set on 76% surely the plus 6% is not the reason this pubs machines play so crap! Its an ember inns and likes to redecorate every year! Probably a lot of it is funded via fruits?

Example- unchipped power 5 in its early days i was making £70+ from every single pub that had one every 2 - 3 days without fail. But not in this pub i was actually losing money on it! all the time everytime and no one else was doing it. Dodgy!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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theres some dodgy landlords out there, have had it myself, where a machine will play great in another pub but in one of my more local est its as tho its been "doctored" they dont like to see you winning!! :roll:
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Doctored! nice word for it!

something very wrong! No machines over a period of time can play so poo!!
how about a greasy pork sandwich served in a dirty ashtray.
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My cousin ownz Royal Amusementz in Bradford. If you have the right connectionz, you can use an adjustable percentage key. My Brother Sadjid Mahmood sets his machines at 30%. He also resets the RAM on his old Barcrests every evening as they play shit from RAM reset so my cousin increases his business profitz. You can also get the good Brown from the establishment.
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Post by Martal~Wombat »

Ilyas Hussain wrote: My Brother Sadjid Mahmood sets his machines at 30%
You cant set m/c's at 30% to my knowledge !!!!!!!!!
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I'm just glad he posted in a language i can understand :shock:
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can go as low as 25%
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Vickers u racist bastad...... :lol: :lol:
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Vickers, Shuttleworth has you sussed.

Anyhow, who is that lad with the double chins? I thought Mr. Vickers claimed to be older than that? Who has HRK been snapping?
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looks like sum poor slowpoke just minding his business.....
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i honestly swear to you all ,,,,,, THATS NOT ME :P
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I don't know if this is our double-chinned, saxophone-playing, cheesy-grin-bearing Vickers or not, but he sure is funny... ;)
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