The Fruit machine Piss-takes thread...

Mystery_Plum · Post by **Mystery_Plum** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:18 pm

Piss-take number 1 -

£5 Golden Dragon

Get to the top, and it goes for £4. That's £1 less than the jackpot value for fuck's sake...

GaryChandler · Post by **GaryChandler** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:21 pm

lol had the top of a £5 italian job(crossfire one) go £4

Mystery_Plum · Post by **Mystery_Plum** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:22 pm

#2

£5 Ultimo (10p play)

Get to the top, goes for two fucking quid!

Feel free to add your own, but make them genuine examples of bad programming/shite design.

I don't mean 'I once lost £256 in a Red in a services...'

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:23 pm

Hah! I had a £25 Fireball do a £3 top on me once and go a bit dead after! Haha think it had a mare. Couldn't believe it.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:44 pm

a mate on revolution a while ago, red top , ta da, 2 sickening pounds, when queried manager said "nothing's guarenteed on a fruit machine mate"....what a smug absolute shiester. :x

Thumper · Post by **Thumper** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:45 pm

Ziggys and clones love giving £24 ms off 10p

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon May 26, 2008 10:59 pm

Unfortunately theya ll do it, had three £34 MS off Caribbean Cash in my times playing those. Shocking.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon May 26, 2008 11:53 pm

ok you all must have had this one ,

your on an austin powers, you've took the first jacky, and denied the t.skill rep,
its clearly streaking and your obviously goin for mega austin for the hopeful biggy
it then completely takes the piss and cost you another 30 to get it, and then when you finally do, it just does a straight 25, leaving you worse off than you would have been if you had took the first t.skill rep

it wasnt often but it pissed me right off when it did
otherwise a class leading machine that often went for a ton

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Tue May 27, 2008 12:06 am

trayhop123 wrote:ok you all must have had this one ,

your on an austin powers, you've took the first jacky, and denied the t.skill rep,
its clearly streaking and your obviously goin for mega austin for the hopeful biggy
it then completely takes the piss and cost you another 30 to get it, and then when you finally do, it just does a straight 25, leaving you worse off than you would have been if you had took the first t.skill rep

it wasnt often but it pissed me right off when it did
otherwise a class leading machine that often went for a ton

yes.. FUCKING annoying

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Tue May 27, 2008 1:01 am

I guess the dodgy Pulsation £0 top has to be mentioned in this category - where you get the top and your first shot lands on 'spin'.

Firefox · Post by **Firefox** » Tue May 27, 2008 8:37 am

That stupid american football helmets one. £10 jackpot but if you got to the top it went for £2 or £4. (I think there may have been a king kong one aswell)

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue May 27, 2008 9:13 am

5pound cashlab, gotta love the 4 pound top it does sometimes. one i play makes the repeat noises and autoplays a couple of spins after this.
sometimes also repeats for 1 pound and stops stonecold without another shot! :x :x :x :x :x :x

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Tue May 27, 2008 10:38 am

Lower than an ace on red gaming fuits you sir at the fair for........another ace cheers

Mr Bubbles · Post by **Mr Bubbles** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:25 am

Manic muncher top on a £25 Jp has given just £20 a couple times.

Viva Las Vegas (old barcrest, Magnificent 7 clone) , paid £3 top on a £10 Jp.

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Tue May 27, 2008 11:29 am

Finishing off a Snakes and Ladders, green boxes, graphic cash coin feature, pressed it, all coins dissapeared - no win.