Player in Glasgow

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Player in Glasgow

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Was drinking in Glasgow yesterday to watch the football for the first time in years. We were in Walkabout sitting in full view of a SMTM and a Monopoly HP. I normally would play the machines but as I was in company I resisted the urge. Anyway I watched a young guy come in and casually key the SMTM. He had a pocket full of coins and put about £40 in. Forced for the top and got a £70 top followed by about £10 in afters. He then moved onto the other machine for a quick £5 profit. Whilst he was on this machine another guy came in - no drink - and put a few quid in the SMTM - looked like another player. First guy was about 20ish and had really bad acne. The second guy was a bit Hispanic looking and carried one of those gay looking bags that look like a shoulder bag.
Anyone know who they were or are there lots of players in Glasgow these days?
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Post by Rob Pots »

Honestly why the fuck does it matter? OMG...there's 2 people playing a fruit machine and i dont know who they are? You said yourself you hadnt been there in years so once again why does it matter.

You dont deserve this response I know, especially from someone who doesnt even play Hi-Tecs. Even tho i did have a suede pair at school. But look on the bright side, St Petursburg won 2-0.
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Rob Pots wrote:Honestly why the fuck does it matter? OMG...there's 2 people playing a fruit machine and i dont know who they are? You said yourself you hadnt been there in years so once again why does it matter.

You dont deserve this response I know, especially from someone who doesnt even play Hi-Tecs. Even tho i did have a suede pair at school. But look on the bright side, St Petursburg won 2-0.
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Post by anfield road »

They are shite players hahahaha playing SMTM and Monoply hot propertys?!

WELL GOOD
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double dick! with poncey suede trainers on .perfectly innocent post i thought.
and a crying shame the uefa cup aint in the u.k along with the soon to be champions league one.
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anfield road wrote:They are shite players hahahaha playing SMTM and Monoply hot propertys?!

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F**kin hell Anfield, we aint all got P1 this and P1 f**kin that. I mean where exactly do you live and can I borrow that time travel device you seem to have. What you gonna play when they dry up? Like they have in the rest of the f**kin country????? Some of us have to play SMTM occasionally instead of a Crazy Chair or Hot Prop or some new f**kin joke of a red!

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hahahahahaha im on p2 win stoppers and fast change overs, got no P5s or p1 win stoppers!

Got loads of cluedos dotted around and rovers!

If you play SMTM then you are shite imo and every other good player will agree!
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What so you wouldn't play a SMTM for a board or if you see it flyin?

And by the way P2 Win Stoppers are also good earners, but you obviously live in a part of the world where there are still P2's a plenty, down south these are rarer than a Liverpool Premier League Title Win! Non f**kin existent apart from in the odd service station which are all battered! You lucky to have what you have mate.

Haven't seen a Rovers for about a year down here, Cluedo's are 90% dead even in the quiet out of town places, so we have but no choice to branch out on other stuff, also its people like us who experiment on said machines so the likes of you can get the info later. Bet you thought P5's and Stoppers were rank didn't you?

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SMTM ARE FOR CLUIES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by anfield road »

you figure stuff out, more like you play shite because you are a crap player and force out mummies which can red and still cost a fortune! why waste time!

I though P5s were shite at first until I got it!
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Swings and roundabouts though. Technically every machine is shit until it gets figured out. Take WIYB/P5/4 Reel. These are all shit without the methods aren't they....
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Yeah I was playing wiyb in LTSB on Wide Street in Wormingham and we were playing for notechanger.

Got a big deal and told her to whack some in on 30p to ground it. £12 in and no board. She started squeaking about how long it was costing. Sometimes they got frisky and started rolling in red 7s and dials (p2+ do not do this). Like a sort of release. It's so dead it just goes all silly. I never really, really understood how p1s accounted for value. I used to applaud BFG for making a game that was much less about blocks (although still there) and more about intergame reflexology.

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I saw someone in town today, quite a large build, same sort of get up as Fresh Kesh Box. I started to get quite excited that I might meet the master of destruction. Alas it wasn't him, similar top, but he put all his cash in a £5 Rockstar. Think he was playing on 10p stake.
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Post by redgamer »

is bfk the real kesh
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Post by uber-pro »

If anyone really belive's that a spotty chav from liverpool or something actually has or ever had, anything like as many locations as she claims they are stupid. Also, why isn't she working then? Spends most of her time on here by the seems of it.

Then of course there is the simple fact that even if she does have those locations - why in the world would they not already be getting played?

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lol
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