You have contradicted yourself mate
In one post you said reds can be £60/£70 off but with noteys could still be ready
Then you say if its bonusing you key it and if £20/£30 off you chase it
2 things here what if its in a daily refill pub??
And the night before it was done, and left £105 off
And if its bonusing but £60/£70 off do you leave it even though, like you yourself say it could have been played with notes??
Who are the REAL players
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Does my face look bovvered? [/Catherine Tate aka Lauren]GlowingLikeAchristmastree wrote:mission you an arrogant cunt, and no doubt a keyboard warrior cunt come on here n talk shit you fucking faggot i not going to get caught up with a slanging match with a fucking chimp amature such as yourself, if u so fucking clueless you not even heard about the bonus n think it means NOTHING at all, then so be it, just tell's me how much you actualy know! and i see i making money where your not... lollll
Thanks for the PM by the way. Unfortunately it only goes to reinforce my opinion that you're an idiot. The fact that I'm not the only one here of this view says it all.
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It was positively amateurish, wasn't it ..TheMission wrote:I think I will also carry forward a nomination to 2009 for "Spelling Like Pig Shit" after your pathetic attempt at the word 'amateur.' Good God you're thick.GlowingLikeAchristmastree wrote:i not going to get caught up with a slanging match with a fucking chimp amature such as yourself
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
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lol i would worry about spending more time figuring out how to play these reds, than wasting your time looking for my spelling mistakes 
also your a thick cunt for still banging on about this. as i stated i don't mean if it is bonusing then take it on... yea it's ready for a top..i not saying that, obviously you look for other signs also, I was just stating it is a good sign, if not far from full, obviously if it is more off..notey.. have to go on lot more than that, it was just something i go by,but fuck yall.. take the piss, over some friendly genuine advice, arrogant bastards! guess we all play our own way, 9 times out of 10 i win on red's when play them, i always stop for them... so obviously i'm not doing to bad from them you dumb cunt! and if it is bonusing and not ready for top, can still make 15 20 quid on em. so W/E.
also your a thick cunt for still banging on about this. as i stated i don't mean if it is bonusing then take it on... yea it's ready for a top..i not saying that, obviously you look for other signs also, I was just stating it is a good sign, if not far from full, obviously if it is more off..notey.. have to go on lot more than that, it was just something i go by,but fuck yall.. take the piss, over some friendly genuine advice, arrogant bastards! guess we all play our own way, 9 times out of 10 i win on red's when play them, i always stop for them... so obviously i'm not doing to bad from them you dumb cunt! and if it is bonusing and not ready for top, can still make 15 20 quid on em. so W/E.-
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Strangely enough I got a 'Mattb' on a £25 jackpot Invincible today.
I just wrote a load of speculative crap there. Some of it sensitive about a certain machine, so I deleted it. Stop rambling JG, tell the story. Quickly. here it is, typed up, minus sensitivities, for your reading pleasure.
First play. £2 in for a ABB4, took DZ for a £5. Seemed okish but not there. Also £1114 off.
Got lucky on something else. Thought, still small change value, try that Invincible again.
Second play. £3 in for >>>>> bdiiiddlybnoooodddwooooshed to 99. Was a little bamboozled. It was quite far off, and I didn't want to get too stung. So I took red stars. A bit wierd I know, but I was thinking back to a time in LFE when I had someone's sloppy seconds and from red stars from a bbbbbbbbwooosh to lightinguplikeafuckingNorwayspruce took over a ton. Also it's a £25er.
So I took red stars. 7b. Notation not availableypoos. Step 'n start for £10.
£4 in for mixed. Thought ah. Take mixed. 12 floopin' knockouts. £10.
Oh dear I thought. Probably should have gone for it. Let's see what the next board is. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. £4 for a NNW ACTB1, a no nudge win, all Christmas trees bar one. Lost pretty quick, but there it was. Game on.
£15 in, that's all and another >>>>>^ which I blooped up and stopped on 12 as my mobile rang. Drat! Only £7 available, but gambled up to the BOOOM! Ah. Flat £25+value I thought. Nope. It was the full monty with one baked bean of afterplay.
It just goes to show. It's all about who has done what and how they've done it I guess. Wasn't expecting that. Hidden value+BOOOOOOOOSH!
A real Mattb moment.
Then the Mattbishness continued into Lake Bala. Actually there's a good mountain near Lake Bala. Have a climb up there. There are three roads up it. One from Bala, one from Vernwy (spelling - silly Welsh, sort your contestanooonts out!) and one really step drop which I want to call the Mefannwy pass but it isn't that as that's Little Britain. Very hard to cycle up, or indeed down if you don't have balls (and brakes) of steel. Actually brakes are made of rubber, but you get....the..........how did we get onto this? We were playing Invincible and suddenly we're in a remote part of North Wales....what's going on? I want to speak to the manager please.
Yeah. Err. If you go down Maffannys passage, there's a pub there called something or other. It's full of Welsh people who live in mountains and valleys and there was an Eastenders (complete with skin deep by The Stranglers on cafe feature) and an......an........an EACH WAY NUDGER MK2. Wowsers! I'm sure they'll have an unchipped Power 5 by now and Mr. Anfield may drive there quite often.
So anyway. I went to Lake Bala Gringo. Hey gringo!
The spawnishness had surely stopped. Alack not! A few pips and poops for a bit. Then a standalone Monopoly gave a fudge game. These run a little bit differently to them, and they hide pockets of %, different Sp IMO. So for reasons best known to me, dependent on players, time of day, hopper levels and menstrual cycles I fudged in the thing. £10. So that meant a whoop! and a doop! for the next fudge. Heads! break. Heads! break. Jail. Get out of jail. Notage. Ooooooh GET straight to Jail. Suits you. Ooooh. Les Dennis wasn't there as expected really, but I boldy got a bold game that paid £15 and some notes were passed around. I knew there was residual value. A granny proved this to me by bashing in a twenty, spawning the drop as soon as it was available after my fifteenage (makes little difference it's the event which distances the thing). Cost her not much of that I guess for the £35. Still. Don't want to be too lucky do we? One game of Subway superball bongo.
Then a simple poach on a triple G for a couple of mother in law jokes and bad piano playing. And some cross pensioner dressing with the old landlord from the Rovers.
Missed some of right trip Suggs, plum happy and she sashed it in for £50+. Ecuador! Still you can't have 'em all. Criminals was bluey on the 80º shot. So quick rip for value.
Lost a quid on the busbus. Bunged £2 in a £5 I say! What ho! PARP PARP! Got nowt. Bought some bread. Floated into the rain. Got rained on. Went somewhere and it didn't work. Slow work after that. But I was Mattbish enough to break the 2'er. Good snuff. Clears out the airways.
Hey look. I wrote some more crap again. Sorry about that. Must try and be more concise in future.
I just wrote a load of speculative crap there. Some of it sensitive about a certain machine, so I deleted it. Stop rambling JG, tell the story. Quickly. here it is, typed up, minus sensitivities, for your reading pleasure.
First play. £2 in for a ABB4, took DZ for a £5. Seemed okish but not there. Also £1114 off.
Got lucky on something else. Thought, still small change value, try that Invincible again.
Second play. £3 in for >>>>> bdiiiddlybnoooodddwooooshed to 99. Was a little bamboozled. It was quite far off, and I didn't want to get too stung. So I took red stars. A bit wierd I know, but I was thinking back to a time in LFE when I had someone's sloppy seconds and from red stars from a bbbbbbbbwooosh to lightinguplikeafuckingNorwayspruce took over a ton. Also it's a £25er.
So I took red stars. 7b. Notation not availableypoos. Step 'n start for £10.
£4 in for mixed. Thought ah. Take mixed. 12 floopin' knockouts. £10.
Oh dear I thought. Probably should have gone for it. Let's see what the next board is. VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP. £4 for a NNW ACTB1, a no nudge win, all Christmas trees bar one. Lost pretty quick, but there it was. Game on.
£15 in, that's all and another >>>>>^ which I blooped up and stopped on 12 as my mobile rang. Drat! Only £7 available, but gambled up to the BOOOM! Ah. Flat £25+value I thought. Nope. It was the full monty with one baked bean of afterplay.
It just goes to show. It's all about who has done what and how they've done it I guess. Wasn't expecting that. Hidden value+BOOOOOOOOSH!
A real Mattb moment.
Then the Mattbishness continued into Lake Bala. Actually there's a good mountain near Lake Bala. Have a climb up there. There are three roads up it. One from Bala, one from Vernwy (spelling - silly Welsh, sort your contestanooonts out!) and one really step drop which I want to call the Mefannwy pass but it isn't that as that's Little Britain. Very hard to cycle up, or indeed down if you don't have balls (and brakes) of steel. Actually brakes are made of rubber, but you get....the..........how did we get onto this? We were playing Invincible and suddenly we're in a remote part of North Wales....what's going on? I want to speak to the manager please.
Yeah. Err. If you go down Maffannys passage, there's a pub there called something or other. It's full of Welsh people who live in mountains and valleys and there was an Eastenders (complete with skin deep by The Stranglers on cafe feature) and an......an........an EACH WAY NUDGER MK2. Wowsers! I'm sure they'll have an unchipped Power 5 by now and Mr. Anfield may drive there quite often.
So anyway. I went to Lake Bala Gringo. Hey gringo!
The spawnishness had surely stopped. Alack not! A few pips and poops for a bit. Then a standalone Monopoly gave a fudge game. These run a little bit differently to them, and they hide pockets of %, different Sp IMO. So for reasons best known to me, dependent on players, time of day, hopper levels and menstrual cycles I fudged in the thing. £10. So that meant a whoop! and a doop! for the next fudge. Heads! break. Heads! break. Jail. Get out of jail. Notage. Ooooooh GET straight to Jail. Suits you. Ooooh. Les Dennis wasn't there as expected really, but I boldy got a bold game that paid £15 and some notes were passed around. I knew there was residual value. A granny proved this to me by bashing in a twenty, spawning the drop as soon as it was available after my fifteenage (makes little difference it's the event which distances the thing). Cost her not much of that I guess for the £35. Still. Don't want to be too lucky do we? One game of Subway superball bongo.
Then a simple poach on a triple G for a couple of mother in law jokes and bad piano playing. And some cross pensioner dressing with the old landlord from the Rovers.
Missed some of right trip Suggs, plum happy and she sashed it in for £50+. Ecuador! Still you can't have 'em all. Criminals was bluey on the 80º shot. So quick rip for value.
Lost a quid on the busbus. Bunged £2 in a £5 I say! What ho! PARP PARP! Got nowt. Bought some bread. Floated into the rain. Got rained on. Went somewhere and it didn't work. Slow work after that. But I was Mattbish enough to break the 2'er. Good snuff. Clears out the airways.
Hey look. I wrote some more crap again. Sorry about that. Must try and be more concise in future.
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