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Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Sat May 06, 2006 2:51 pm

Nope.

Accies has to do with the pitch though...

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:44 am

Smallest league pitch?

Also, the quote was from Cardinal Richelieu himself

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:54 am

I see now Demmerz! That's an excellent quote, all the better for being added by the big man himself!

Anyway, with regards to Hamilton Accie's pitch, it isn't its size that makes it unique in Scotland (and possibly England).

As for Brechin City's ground, its uniqueness refers to something they have running along one of the touchlines.

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Mon May 08, 2006 10:59 am

A hare, 'cos they race greygound around it?

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:12 am

To quote Roy Walker, it's a good guess but it's not right.

Demmerz · Post by **Demmerz** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:27 am

I don't bloody know. Does Brechin have an airport?

I know the answer now, but I cheated so I won't mentio it

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:41 am

If nobody else gets it today, I'll post the answer (and the picture).

Brechin doesn't have an airport. It's only a wee place, although it has the affrontery to call itself Brechin City.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:49 am

Typical Frenchman....surrendering at the first opportunity. I can see that white flag your trying to hide your eminence!

:P

Matt

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:49 am

there was something in the paper on saturday about a lower league team in finland whose pitch is hewn out of a mountain.

i'll guess it has a railway on one side.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon May 08, 2006 11:56 am

I'd "Regarder la bouche", Matt, otherwise "Monsieur Choppy" might come and pay you a visit.

And UP, nice guess but not right.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:28 pm

Crikey! I better had watch my mouth then!

p.s. You are still a crepe munching, garlic stinking, baguette carrying, beret wearing, bike riding surrender monkey. Like this guy:

Matt

sod murphy · Post by **sod murphy** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:42 pm

Mattb wrote:
p.s. You are still a crepe munching, garlic stinking, baguette carrying, beret wearing, bike riding surrender monkey. Like this guy:

Now look here.

I'm all for lambasting that uppity prick Cardinal Richelieu, but if he is what you say he is, then that makes you a beard-sporting, sexuality-indeterminate, warm beer drinking, Morris dancer.

Like this guy:

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon May 08, 2006 12:58 pm

Haha! Touché!

p.s I thought you died in 1715?

Matt

Istenem · Post by **Istenem** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:38 pm

sorry to interrupt the entertaining xenophobia but is it a field of cattle.

Cardinal Sin · Post by **Cardinal Sin** » Mon May 08, 2006 1:56 pm

another good answer, but it's not a field of cows, or indeed any other type of livestock.