jokes .... please yourself....

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itsme
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jokes .... please yourself....

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Jose Mourinho has stated that he want's to return to Portugal never to be seen again....

The McCann's said they can help...







What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin McRae ???

Only 2 kid's wnet down on McRae's chopper.....
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I've just posted the Mourinho joke myself. :o ops:
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itsme wrote:Jose Mourinho has stated that he want's to return to Portugal never to be seen again....

The McCann's said they can help...







What's the difference between Gary Glitter and Colin McRae ???

Only 2 kid's wnet down on McRae's chopper.....

i recieved both of these yesterday on my phone, does'nt take them long does it :roll:
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itsme
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yeah, i got them both friday at work. its unreal how quick they think them up.
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I heard one about Mother Theresa and Madeline which was horrible.
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Post by Drpepper »

the pope one was worse.
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Post by jeffvickers »

SHARE THEM THEN!
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