I'd be a Bellfruit. Any of them. Just sit there all day taking people's money and never paying them much back - great! (You see now how these engineers are sitting laughing at us?)
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
I would be an X marks the spot so when I was in a bad mood or bored I could just go round the board for about 5 minutes then land on a game over square. Then next board offer someone a hi lo gamble at 60p on a 11 and spin in a 12
Also when in a good mood and a player accepts 10 knockouts I could blown all the bulbs on the cash amounts