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fuck you red

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On a roll / Holey Molley etc are skanking filth

£25 for a NUDGE - what a fukin load of shit

Absoultely fucking filthy wank
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so you've played a dead red??? big wow. :roll:
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ruthless wrote:On a roll / Holey Molley etc are skanking filth

£25 for a NUDGE - what a fukin load of shit

Absoultely fucking filthy wank
not a fan of this machine then ?? :lol: :lol:
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Why, oh why did you do this?!?! I'd lay money on the fact that no holds were offered, reels were speeding around, numbers were not given...

£5 down tops for most of us that would've been... :roll:
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Matt Vinyl wrote:Why, oh why did you do this?!?! I'd lay money on the fact that no holds were offered, reels were speeding around, numbers were not given...

£5 down tops for most of us that would've been... :roll:
In responce Matt I think he does this and x number of other people do it so we can take the money out of them 8)
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True! Lay on McRuthless!!! :)
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I thought 'ruthless' was 'lukestar'?
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bumbaclot

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I`m not Lukestar.

It was full.

If I left all reds that fast spin to £5 I would be leaving a lot of "fun" behind


All the Matt`s on this site have the amazing ability to avoid profiles or reds - suspiciously much I expect they lie.

Nickname : "extreme eddie" kind of sums it up! Your the 190 into a Flash Cash pro! Maybe you should rename n00b
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I don't avoid Reds, they're the main manu I play. If they're not playing ball, why risk blowing a shed load of money on something that is not going to return a profit?

There's enough Red machines near me to guarantee at least one of them will be ripe.

I'm sure that MattB will be of the same opinion!
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Who is this guy?

I go away for two weeks and come back to find some new joker has replaced the old.

Of course, anyone else who does something silly, like fling a wad in a machine and not get offered a nudge, is branded a moron, a twat - or even a moronic twat. However, with our new friend's fuzzy logic, it seems when he does something stupid, its...
clueless wrote: a fukin load of shit. Absoultely fucking filthy wank.
He certainly has a way with words, the old silver-tongued machine charmer.

I give him a week.
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ruthless wrote:If I left all reds that fast spin to £5 I would be leaving a lot of "fun" behind
what fun are you refering to exactly? the 'hold start, lose all your money really fast' bit of fun; BOY! i'd HATE to miss out on that.
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You guys take this all too seriously - reds are very RISKY machines to play and their profile is disgusting to say the least.

Even though I am doing very well on 2 new manu`s I still struggle with the huge losses associated with even well ready reds.

Things like OAR are very well over-estimated in my opinion, certainally not worth getting MattB`d about!

Why is the board moderated anyhow - its all very gay
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ruthless wrote:Why is the board moderated anyhow - its all very gay
Blimey, someone really has rattled your cage this morning!

It's moderated so that it never becomes a human zoo like SuperArcadia. Which is obviously where you came from.

The 'fun' that you mentioned certainly arrived when you started this thread :)
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ruthless wrote:You guys take this all too seriously - reds are very RISKY machines to play and their profile is disgusting to say the least.
Fair Point taking Reds on can be risky not sure if I could class their profile as "disgusting" though.

Every seen some of the Maygay/Bellfruit profiles hmmm no which machine I would go for.
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not worth getting MattB`d about!
OK, a point for you, that was quite funny!

But the man does very well on Reds, and generally, so do I. So I can understand why a lot of us get excited about 'em. They've paid for many a night / weekend out for me!

I'll also agree that OARs are pretty pap to play, as in there's pretty much zilch gameplay involved:

Board - Lose - Board - Lose - Board - Lose - Board - Top - £35 / £70 / £105

Rinse and Repeat...

I'd say though, that if you had £100 to put in a Red and a £100 to put in a BFM - 90% of the time, the return would be a damn sight more on the Red than the BFM.

Oh, and:
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How do you know anything about this game? I recall being 9 and thought a fruit machine was where my mum got the grapes in the wooden bowl on the kitchen table from!
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