Ok, ok. Now here's the situation. I need sleep, but I've just eaten some junk chicken garlic kiev stuff full of E additives. So it's time for a posting. It still hasn't gone down but it will soon, then I'm off to bed. OK? Got that?
Now listen and shut up. SHUT UP YOU THERE AT THE BACK!!
On this board we have discovered many things.
i) Lukestar is the second best fruit machinist in the land.
ii) Fixed Odds Betting terminals are definitely, absolutissimissimolutely rigged to high heaven.
iii) It's quite ok to go into a pub and play a quiz machine without buying a drink.
iii) Section 16 machines cannot pay to a percentage. The fact they pay to a percentage shows they are rigged.
iv) A coin giving evens on heads or tails pays out at 100% payout.
v) All two sided coins are rigged.
vi) On line poker is totally rigged unless you call with pocket queens.
vii) Mattb is the luckiest person alive.
viii) Ok look it's nearly half past one. I'm going to go to bed inflamed, smelly and probably predisposing myself to cancer by a mildly increased percentage due to not ingesting enough anti-oxidants.
viii) There really isn't much else to say.
ix) Good. We can stop using lots of 'v's and 'i's now and move onto 'x's.
x) There might have been something else....
oh yeah...."What machines are at OXFORD SERVICES - juntion 8 M40" and what, sorry "What hi-tech machines are at South Mimms services on the M25"?
xi) In exchange I can give locations for Midlands area. PM me in the PM sometime. I'm not the PM.
xii) Time for bed. Night.
Mind fuggerby
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