The Fruit Story
He then took some time out to relax in front of the telly, watching I'm A Celebrity (Get Me Out Of Here!) and wondering what he'd do with all that Legal Tender in his bank account. Later his Big Brother came round and they played Monopoly together. The next day he went down the Rover's Return where he had a couple of pints during the Happy Hour and the Lucky Devil hit the jackpot on the Mega Zone fruit machine with his first pound! Then it was off to the weekly Hi-Lo Karate session, before going back home to watch The Italian Job on DVD.
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jeffvickers
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Problem is, I ate too many pies made at our local Pie Factory, My weight fluctuated up and down so they named me Hi-Lo Sumo, being overweight causes me mood swings, I'm just like Jekyll and Hyde at the moment. Sometimes, I feel like just gunning someone down with my 6 shooter, but since I've been thinking of a sex change recently, I will end up with them Jailbirds if prosecuted, though the doctors and nurses have advised me to keep my penis so when I pick up that soap bar in the prison, them Fun Nudging Criminals will be after my arse, by which time, I will have gone Round The Bend unless Someone gives me some PCP in the Nick, that will make me feel Invincible. Then I can make the Great Escape.
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Martal~Wombat
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