stupid me!

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stupid me!

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Busy in town today had a wonder found a golden game holding first set up then dropped full (buzzin) first machine surely profit to be had!
Got my second set up no joy third and fourth no joy all for about £9 in, the fifth came brought down the golden x did some stupid fuckin button pressing where i went to bring down the left x as well as then hold all there hold buttons and cancel at the same time to press auto start and see the game roll in, what actually happend was i nudged out the golden x and fucked it up! :o ops: having sensed this the machine then decided to not give me another set up for roughly £35 so we are now talking about £50 in £15 in bank, next feature went for £15 that helped started recyling still about £25 down! from the £30 in the bank it took it all the way down to roughly £10 to roll in £25 on next hold after nudge! machine finished! now about £20 down i reflected on trying to look the business with some shitty hold bollocks and on blowing out my cheeks (face) noticed the part credits on the bar x 7s, collecting out my coins i thought ill take the parts off, scooping my coins a purple rinser walks in drops a quid in 2xs light up then the fucker holds! So from blowing a potential profit i see the money i could have won back bagged by this chain smoking bid!
My day did get better but thats a story for another time!
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Had a similar bagger on some Party Time Bingo bonanza...some old puffer banger had done a blower on a party popper fucnka banger poop box. I thought great whacked in a couple of twos for a hold on the six and a guaranteed whizz pop on the bonanza biscuits. Had two jACKIES AND A SPUD FOR BARS ON TEH SECOND BUT LAST TIME IN THE TOP POT FOR THE SIULVER BOBNUS nudged in teh tuppeny on the grand take note take two for the bonus set up for the free bars whizzed in some crappy hold shit for teh duff banana and got fluked out bya biddy on acid nudiging in posicvcle sfor half a dime on teh sand bank off the weed spunked fly by night trick on the half baonanaze party bingpo top box!

Well squeezed out!!!
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have you been on something recently?
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Post by anfield road »

Yeah but then the billy said dont sniff that white powder its bad for you, yes but i like to vamp it
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Streakypoos wrote:Had a similar bagger on some Party Time Bingo bonanza...some old puffer banger had done a blower on a party popper fucnka banger poop box. I thought great whacked in a couple of twos for a hold on the six and a guaranteed whizz pop on the bonanza biscuits. Had two jACKIES AND A SPUD FOR BARS ON TEH SECOND BUT LAST TIME IN THE TOP POT FOR THE SIULVER BOBNUS nudged in teh tuppeny on the grand take note take two for the bonus set up for the free bars whizzed in some crappy hold shit for teh duff banana and got fluked out bya biddy on acid nudiging in posicvcle sfor half a dime on teh sand bank off the weed spunked fly by night trick on the half baonanaze party bingpo top box!

Well squeezed out!!!
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:roll: :roll: :roll:
life is like a big shit sandwich - every day we take a bigger bite
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Post by JG »

Back to normal now, nothing like a bit of an ironic post.
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just thought id tell the story of my day didnt realise you was gonna take the piss. Thought it would make a change instead of all the people that tell stories of winning everytime. Alot of them probabaly bullshit!
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Post by JG »

err yes, sorry about that. It was the bit about purple rinsers, puffing out of cheeks and shitty hold bollocks that tickled my mind. Sometimes I'm a bit silly, sorry didn't mean any offence.
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no problem didnt mean to bite either sorry! looking back at what you put is actually quite funny and nearly as much shite as i put :lol:
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