Cock a doodle dough

kidgloves · Post by **kidgloves** » Thu Mar 15, 2007 7:49 pm

ob wrote:yeh wtf was that tip about... "instead of pressing lit buttons to advance cash....." and then they left it at that!

Any ideas?

Maybe the Pie factoy method of old, upper crust....hold all buttons down with your arm except one and keep hitting it ?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Fri Mar 16, 2007 4:37 pm

yup strange aint it...wasted one of my stars on that supertip and it dont even make sense.......booomshakkalakka!!!

p.s if a pro kud decode it for us wud be greatly appreciated

JG · Post by JG » Sun Mar 18, 2007 12:42 pm

Uuuuffft Jon Shuttleworth here. Uuuuuffft.

Now errrrr I've errrrr noticed you've used some of my old promotional material there in your uuffffft avatar I believe it's called.

You see I know that because Darren, my son, who ufffft works at Victoria Wine, his mate, Plonker is doing a computing course at the technical college. So I'm quite au fait with the technological jargon of 2007. Avatars, blogs, ufffffft, emails, wireless etc. etc. Playing a hi-tech instrument such as a singer songwriter of my calibre does, I need to keep my finger on the pulse of uuuuffft modern technology.

However let's not get sidetracked...uffffft..a crime has been committed here and I have to redress the balance for legal purposes.

My agent Ken Worhtington, you probably know him from such publications as Q, Music Magazine and Singer Songwriter weekly has suggested that uufffftt a bottle of Malibu would be suitable recompense. However I'd be quite happy if you'd pop round say 'Hello Mr. Shuttleworth' and offer to clean my Austin Ambassador. I might say 'No Thankyou, the weather forecast is saying it'll rain on Friday. There's no need, perhaps you could spin a lettuce for Mary, or do some of the ironing.'

I may even be able to help you with your fruit machine related query. My agent Ken Worthington is quite a dab hand with uffft the penny slots. He won £2.68 in one single afternoon at Ingoldmells back in the summer of 1989.

I hope this is of some help and this whole prickly matter can be resolved in an amicable way.

P.S If you do a grand job of cleaning my Ambassador, I'll throw in a free gig at your local library.

Best wishes,

J Shuttleworth

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Sun Mar 18, 2007 2:38 pm

WTF?

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 4:58 pm

Streakypoos wrote:Uuuuffft Jon Shuttleworth here. Uuuuuffft.

Now errrrr I've errrrr noticed you've used some of my old promotional material there in your uuffffft avatar I believe it's called.

You see I know that because Darren, my son, who ufffft works at Victoria Wine, his mate, Plonker is doing a computing course at the technical college. So I'm quite au fait with the technological jargon of 2007. Avatars, blogs, ufffffft, emails, wireless etc. etc. Playing a hi-tech instrument such as a singer songwriter of my calibre does, I need to keep my finger on the pulse of uuuuffft modern technology.

However let's not get sidetracked...uffffft..a crime has been committed here and I have to redress the balance for legal purposes.

My agent Ken Worhtington, you probably know him from such publications as Q, Music Magazine and Singer Songwriter weekly has suggested that uufffftt a bottle of Malibu would be suitable recompense. However I'd be quite happy if you'd pop round say 'Hello Mr. Shuttleworth' and offer to clean my Austin Ambassador. I might say 'No Thankyou, the weather forecast is saying it'll rain on Friday. There's no need, perhaps you could spin a lettuce for Mary, or do some of the ironing.'

I may even be able to help you with your fruit machine related query. My agent Ken Worthington is quite a dab hand with uffft the penny slots. He won £2.68 in one single afternoon at Ingoldmells back in the summer of 1989.

I hope this is of some help and this whole prickly matter can be resolved in an amicable way.

P.S If you do a grand job of cleaning my Ambassador, I'll throw in a free gig at your local library.

Best wishes,

J Shuttleworth

LMAO

" Pigeon in flight, come up and see me tonight "

djbiggy · Post by **djbiggy** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:11 pm

i have one of these near me can some help me with the easy MS that u say can be obtained ?

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 7:59 pm

Its all about gambling upto £4 then exchanging using steps and hot numbers to obtain the easy MS

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 8:29 pm

Would that be the same easy MS it will block for quite a while? It's hardly a great trick. You can just sometimes get lucky on a board and catch it say £5-£10 before its due naturally.

anfield road · Post by **anfield road** » Mon Mar 19, 2007 9:09 pm

yeah still saves a lot money in the long run

milk monitor · Post by **milk monitor** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 9:10 am

.gffgh

ob · Post by ob » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:12 pm

really starting to go off these, had a few cost £40+ from £4 start and even one that cost £50 from £5 start... also the mega streaks seem to be going for £25/30 all the time.... not a great machine.

mattyboy · Post by **mattyboy** » Thu Mar 22, 2007 2:23 pm

i agree ob, not had much luck on these

too many people collect 3/4 £s and knocking it back

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sat Mar 31, 2007 7:01 pm

This machine is bloomin quality!!!! 1st Barcrest we've had for ages!!

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sun Apr 01, 2007 1:10 am

Annoyingly the Mega Streak is as bad as a Coronation Streak.. £35 every time... its annoying.

Biggest shock tonight came from Jewell in the Crown... no lose on a ten, and needed 12 for IM.. gave a 12! nice one!!

£25 Mega Streak... pathetic.

stop&step · Post by **stop&step** » Mon Apr 02, 2007 9:58 am

A £35 JP near me came in last week, and all it seems to bloody give is £25 Mega Streaks, next time gonna take the £35 cash shot when its IM.

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Cock a doodle dough

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