Crack open the Champers

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Tue Jan 14, 2014 11:01 pm

£40 on Monopoly upgraded to £50 and £70 £100

superfeature · Post by **superfeature** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 12:15 am

If I were u I'd uncrack the champers and get a job and quick. Why don't u save ur champagne for say,.... Your wedding day or the birth of your first child. This time 4 and a half years ago i was cracking one open every evening but now it's hard to see why to be honest.....

Don't mean to be a Scrooge but the 100ers are crap....

Cue worlds smallest xylophone...

Oscar · Post by **Oscar** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 1:52 am

It's true. The £100 jackpots have hardly arrived with a fanfare.

It serves to remind that the AWP market is dying on its arse. Some chains are reluctant to have them i'm told, and I can name pubs that still have £35 jackpot machines.

They should have reduced it to £50.

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:39 am

I really did play a tiny violin in a working man's club then got my one string banjo played a god knows......

e4ans · Post by **e4ans** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 5:46 am

Your wife's vagina stinks

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:03 am

Still not seen one

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:04 am

That's a £100 jackpot not a smelly vagina.

Altho to be fair, I always insist on cleanliness.

eddiesdad · Post by **eddiesdad** » Wed Jan 15, 2014 8:59 pm

as predicted ipubs at 100 everywhere

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Thu Jan 16, 2014 7:57 am

Not everywhere but I caught a few.