NEVER EVER playing Globals AGAIN !!

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:45 am

Okay, 2 scenarios both happened tonight, only one partially involving me thankfully.

#1.

Money Magic,
My mate is chasing it, unknown to me why. He is £220 into and rings me for back up.
I lend him 80. After being pissed around he gets it red for 50. then after 30 in gets IM for another 50. Then a few boards later gets it red again for 75. The m/c did a 175 streak ! But it cost £300!!! OMFG!!!! And the streak cost £40 from the first win so it was really only £135.

After making up a few losses, my mate gets upto £111 (from 50, after the £80 he owed me)

Theres a new £5er in the bowling alley, Casino Crazy.

#Casino Crazy £5jp
All reds bar 2-3. Cost £100 To get the big money feature, YES £100 !!!! Really not sure how it was done but WTF!!

And it went a 5er !!! ROFLOL!?!!?!??!?!?

okay 95 down. Colect a feature red next board which is find the pea, gave £3. OMFG?!

He comes off laughing at his losses. Idecide to give it a dapple.
Im really not sure how much I put in but rest assured boards were costing a lot!
I got a BM(big money) for £9, then another for £5, non of the boards with spectacular starts mind. Then it rolled in....

A board with ALL FEATURES RED!!!

We were like OMG this m/c has just taken a straight £100 this is how it makes up for it with a mega massive streak!!!

Got up to the feature point and was automatically awarded "big money".

Excitement builds.... we think the mega massive streak is here......

£4.
.......

FOUR FUCKING POUND ?!

FOUR POUND ON A 5 POUND JP TOP FEATURE WHICH I WAS FORCED TO AUTO COLLECT?!?!!?!?!?!?

WHAT THE FUCK GLOBAL!!??? HOW THE FUCK DO YOUR MACINES MAKE THERE PERCENTAGE UP !??!?!?

I really did not care that I was about £20 down on a £5jp I was just purely digusted. Popped a few buttons then went. A pure piece of filth.

realonroad · Post by **realonroad** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 12:57 am

Piss take , you obviously are not a skilled gambler yet .

Me , i made £279.30p today

" you lose some you win some "

mjd · Post by **mjd** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:18 am

global machines are the riskiest force on the planet. very predictable, but unpredictable.. if you get what I mean!

Matty · Post by **Matty** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 9:27 am

Was playing an invincible the other day lost £90 when backing from the 1st pound did not get fuck all, was completly taking the piss, spat on the machine and left.

Big Mick · Post by **Big Mick** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:45 am

invincible wht an awful m/c to play. So boring

nigeswindon25 · Post by **nigeswindon25** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 10:59 am

money magic turned in ,my local cost me in excess of 150 for a £50 big money and a £big money.was trying to force for money magic red but kept landing on it when was just normal and knocking it out all the time.no afters what so ever.only feature iv seen worth taking when red is jack potters which actually givves jp.was ,like cash strikes andknocks them out.other than that tends to be a shite yet risky force

nigeswindon25 · Post by **nigeswindon25** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:00 am

£50 bm and a £30 big money*

nigeswindon25 · Post by **nigeswindon25** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 11:19 am

not sounding thick but whats the sign for im on this?

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sat Nov 04, 2006 2:11 pm

Dun - There's a £5JP Casino Crazy in the Megabowl here now. I got Big Money and it only gave me £4 as well. Absolutely horrendous. What a rip.

Matt

Dunhamzzz · Post by **Dunhamzzz** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:08 am

nigeswindon25 wrote:not sounding thick but whats the sign for im on this?

Logo on the cash ladder flashses.

MattB: Glad im not the only1 whose had it for £4! I was just so shocked and disgusted that after my mate putting £100 in it it went LESS than the JP amount.

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 1:34 am

realonroad wrote:Piss take , you obviously are not a skilled gambler yet .

Me , i made £279.30p today

" you lose some you win some "

Listen mate, i have talked to you on msn etc before.

Dunhamzzz is a skilled 'gambler', he is a player like most of us and a well respected member of the forum. Perhaps you are better than him, who knows but he does know his stuff.

£100 in a machine with no return, would you not go for it?

Id be in for the kill, but these £5 reds/globals are certainly not meant for this format. They wont make there percentage in my opinion.

I have saw kids as young as 8 spend £50 say on these (there birthday cash or something) with little return, i go on and force the top for a VERY small profit, then its dead. They dont go on mad streaks like the £25's, tbh, even if they did itd be £4 in for a board, £5 back for £100

p.s, how come your always XXX up with an added 30p or something

, not trying to have a go really just curious. I can see how that kind of cash is achievable, i used to make twice that regular but didnt wanna come boasting as i know many dont have it so well. (nor do i now lol)

danthedude66 · Post by **danthedude66** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 10:06 am

well im glad somebody sed that
obviously not skilled????
dunham?????
hes one of the best m8
and i should kno!!

ob · Post by ob » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:46 am

there was 2 juggling jp's £5 in york megabowl when I was there a while ago, and one cost £75 to get a red JJ for £10, the next board gave normal JJ for £7ish, and then it was back to dead.

Also I'll note the average cost for a board was OVER £5, often the boards cost over £10.

The machine is obviously operating way below 70%, as boards that cost an average of say £6 for a board, on which the chances of getting anything over £3 is VERY SMALL, lead to a percentage that is less than 50% - yet no one seems to care so they get away with it.... pity

Although not all of them are that bad, treasure hunt £5 is quite good sometimes.

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Sun Nov 05, 2006 11:51 am

ob - The JJs £5 is still there (with a treasure hunt). I've stuck £8 into it before with no hold or bonus. Just gave up after that as i knew i'd get done over. Horrible machine.

bigv038 · Post by **bigv038** » Mon Nov 06, 2006 2:51 am

danthedude66 wrote:well im glad somebody sed that
obviously not skilled????
dunham?????
hes one of the best m8
and i should kno!!

agreed! ive learnt a bit from reading duns posts, he knows his shit.