JG here. First location of the day was humpfbury. The yellow gobbler was one and a half on the riddled hat poker. However it gave the high score which I mistakenly thought was PAC attack. Not so! It's that up 'n over shite that the similar clones can show on the one up two up or up two up one up two up oh blast it's dead boards. I took it on as this was a starter for ten location and I was only there for the £1.32 a litre Morrisons. Boom! It was moody and rather than two for six I played sixty six for seventy. Kettle flex is on twenty to midday if you're wondering. The old 8 and a NL hold 'em for the flat bang. Needed a pee but the mist was musty. Gala melons not in season yet and the Moog had gone.
Into the Sheath and Oriental blockage for a hasty retreat. Have to pop to the side of the pond. No more lorra lorra laughs in here. What we got? Spank the piggy on a weirdly high 37 mid stake. A long player donday looking on its arse, turbo to one and a half. Tried a board on Cash Ahoy. Note to self: stop being a twat, must stop playing boards on shite. Wait! Alice is full, £17 for a £21 deal, no force this time. Anyway board on the rozzer and it lights matrix on skill 4 fudges. On some it is a shitty bonus, others it opens the wings for four, this one it's the pot. More like it, but still not covered fuel.
Next location and the weather is still mild. We got the arse about tit but I'm over the other. I'm on tenterhooks as the foliage has all but gone. Moody start and only johnnycake frat pants (that's auto correct for Johnny Fart Pants) is absent then she goes. I get the pink swirler for greens but that'll take an age. Fat bloke is maxed but on the right I get the silver that's over the 250 so can't do the naughty and then the very heaviest bar the 500 peas drop in for a quick natural raise.
I pass through the conduit and a moody rectangle that doesn't show over 10 gives a surprise gateaux for a moderate investment. I mess the afters up somewhat. Lines on the wings and the lazy snails is a pointless double wrap which some players later triple wrap. I've overstayed and have to carry on along the winding road.
Now I'm at humpfley schloervices. Donday Gold is maxed on the pinko! Let's have some of that! I put in £15 for a drop and ten deep after some trifling busts I get 'go all the way'.......whaaaaaaaaat!! I take the donday and it's absent lines for the top mid ten sevenors. It's free but controversial as it is obviously the random reflex GATW not the forced. Should I have taken red boxes for a chance at 140? Next board costs but it bones on the line and leaves £6 v £70 for the deal as it was six. Then we get a few mid range cobs, then dead. Reckon I missed a trick there don't you? Try my iPad empty on the Reflex. Doesn't work. Blast! Annoyed I stumble onto a GATW. It is near full but ths latest chip is filth. So biased toward £6 on two red phones. Your box is from the bottom right is £20 or cashpot whatever is lower. Don't expect it to deviate until you do £250 over the back, then you may see big boy. Sick piece of shit. Time to tilt onto RANDOM DROSS. £50 into Rio RR for five jacks then forty leps (3) money back. Then the spawn £20 into freespins for 30 Retrigger ten and twenty so that 60 plus win gives £196. Ta. Then Alice. I tried to work out amazings method. It was 70 off phones. First game was £1 then £15 so I force. £165 for £80 ms then double board next press penultimate left was 2,6,8,cp right was 3,6,10,cp dirty game knocks out cp on both so 6 there then max board cost but hatters. Deal at £16 CP in box! It repeats but sick 55 loss, could have been 15 loss, next board quick but dead £3 for £2 affair.
Final location. No gold coins recurring. Cheeky boards. New digital thingy. Villa back boarding. Shitty game 240 off. No coins but flicking and cling clang clang for decent silver for stake. Mist musty back home. Over and out.
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