A Joke

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A Joke

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"Ever noticed a problem teachers have whilst taking class? When they're writing on the blackboard their back is to the class, yet when a teacher is at the back of the class they can't write on the blackboard, they've not been able to sort that not by a Longchalk"
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What's blue can go up and down but not sideways? Can swallow but not suck? Eats leaves but doesn't shoot? Has its third in concert but nothing in musical? Can be heavenly but is located in the pits of hell? Is alive but has no heartbeat? Can be read but has no writing?
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Had a late Xmas card thru the post today! It was completely blank yet when I opened it, it was full of rice! Then I realised it was from Uncle Ben!.........
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omg
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
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superfeature wrote:Had a late Xmas card thru the post today! It was completely blank yet when I opened it, it was full of rice! Then I realised it was from Uncle Ben!.........
I thought Uncle Ben was dead.........

No more Mr Rice Guy.
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