The High Priest of Gaming

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Ruler of The World
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The High Priest of Gaming

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Fellow Fruit Chat members, I had the privilege of meeting the greatest 'Professional' in the 'game' today, what a humbling experience it was....

I spoke with him, he just knows absolutely everything and so much more. Such wisdom, charisma, optimism - yet realistic, educated, smart... this is not a love story, I have simply found the 'player' I always wanted to be.

Due to this, I renounce my names of seeming 'self worship' such as MASTER of the Game and this current 1 - althought it IS the name of a horse!

The High Priest is my own name for this person, I am truly honoured that I even spoke to this "Mr Perfect" of the Fruit Machine world... I have spoken to him of this forum, he knew of it but did not have a very high opinion of some of what he called 'inhabitants'...

He will not join, however, he has told me that I make pass on his comments and 'spread his word' in order to create a more sensible community within our world. I am his messanger if you will.

Please do not treat this with humour or ridicule, he can help you all - we are all going to be saved! :)
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It's good to know you and Kesh have finally made up.
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Post by Spyder »

Your autocorrect spelt high priestess wrong..
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Post by Ruler of The World »

I can only repeat my sentiments towards the end of the original post:

DO NOT RIDICULE MY STATEMENTS!

DO NOT INFURIATE THE HIGH PRIEST - HE SEES ALL.

THE HIGH PRIEST WILL DELIVER US FROM THE POVERTY WHICH INEVITABLY FACES US WITHOUT HIS GUIDANCE.

HEED MY WARNING, WITHOUT THIS GUIDANCE YOU SHALL ALL FACE MORTAL PERIL.
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I thought Sir Linesman had gone to Switzeraland LOL?
Give Us A Break 30th Anniversary
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The old fella on party time 4 does not know everything just because they continually whack the buttons when a set of x's appear.
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