Juices

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:02 pm

Get well soon mate

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:56 pm

So how have you acquired this bacterial bladder infection? Poor downstairs hygiene? Or coprophilia? I believe women are my prone to them than men because if they wipe from 'back to front' bacteria can be spread direct to the Urethra. Surely in men you would either have to be turning your underpants around periodically before washing; pushing your willy up the poo-hole; or wearing adult nappies to avoid unwanted toilet breaks during 12 hour London fruit playing jaunts?

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 7:57 pm

Just kidding ;-)

betchrider · Post by **betchrider** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:01 pm

Just wondered how many on here who don't pay tax feel its ok to claim national health benefits seeing as they pay fuck all in or are players in bupa?

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 8:08 pm

In the uk the nhs is free aint it?

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Mon Dec 03, 2012 11:10 pm

BFK wrote:Park Myne?

Oh Paul! I had that copyrighted many years ago! That's my game swapping round letters in names and saying them backwards etc.

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:15 am

betchrider wrote:Just wondered how many on here who don't pay tax feel its ok to claim national health benefits seeing as they pay fuck all in or are players in bupa?

The dole has become more hassle and bullshit than its worth. Signed off a few months ago and started claiming working tax credits instead, and I keep a small business idling along. (Surveys/Mystery Shopping/Ebaying). Still go out slotting after "peak" times, after football, wage days etc.

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 1:34 am

Thing with signing on is after a few months they want you to go on all work courses and that shit, Thats why i cant be arsed with it.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:51 am

thecannonball89 wrote:In the uk the nhs is free aint it?

It's not only free: it's magic. The people that work in the NHS get paid in magic beans, and the hospitals are summoned into existence by Wizards.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 9:56 am

so long as you aren't british and don't even live here it seems perfectly o.k to come over and use the NHS gratis for whatever you fancy.

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:05 am

Noels Beard wrote:It's not only free: it's magic. The people that work in the NHS get paid in magic beans, and the hospitals are summoned into existence by Wizards.

well no, not free, but they are paid with borrowed money, PFI for hospitals, gilts for the wages all basically on a credit facility... the government get a fat % back in taxation, but then they have to further payout(borrow) to meet unfunded pension obligations.

so long as they paying these doctors upto £1200 a day this time of year, specialists in A+E anything up to 5-6k a day, even your emergency nurses £30 a hour... all out of what people of this country produce in the future then I have no issue with people using the service, who if they don't pay now, they will pay eventually.

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 10:07 am

mr lugsy wrote:so long as you aren't british and don't even live here it seems perfectly o.k to come over and use the NHS gratis for whatever you fancy.

its now being tackled to a certain extent to put up barriers on those using these services that are comming over here to abuse the services.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:06 pm

the nhs may be underfunded , it may be understaffed , there may be segments that are under or indeed over paid ,,,,you may have to wait in a&e 6 hours to get seen,,,,,,, its not perfect ,,,,,, i get it

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE ONE

its a well documented fact that im a big kid superhero freek

but the doctors and nurse's are the real superhero's

yes (as with all fields ) im sure there are some only in it for the paycheck ,,,,,,,,,, but the majority also genuinely care

Roll_With_It_Russ · Post by **Roll_With_It_Russ** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:21 pm

trayhop123 wrote:the nhs may be underfunded , it may be understaffed , there may be segments that are under or indeed over paid ,,,,you may have to wait in a&e 6 hours to get seen,,,,,,, its not perfect ,,,,,, i get it

BUT AT LEAST WE HAVE ONE

its a well documented fact that im a big kid superhero freek

but the doctors and nurse's are the real superhero's

yes (as with all fields ) im sure there are some only in it for the paycheck ,,,,,,,,,, but the majority also genuinely care

one thing you can be assured of its certainly not underfunded, it can mop up as much finance they dare throw at it. How some of the contracts are setup and maintained is the issue. Understaffed not really, you can increase staff numbers, but that would not equate to better quality or speed of care, far more to it than that. Poor management of resources is an issue also, such a bit organisation, which is actually lots of smaller organisation that work to different rules under the same brand.

some doctors and nurses are in it for the job satisfaction, but the old weeze that nurses are poorly paid is compleate bullshit.

eastangliapro · Post by **eastangliapro** » Tue Dec 04, 2012 12:38 pm

oh god lol