Cardinal Richelieu wrote:
Sorry I missed your birthday UP, belated happy returns. Can't believe you are actually older than me.
no problem. papa pseudonym forgot too. i spent the evening at home weeping silently for lost youth. but i'm pleased that my eleven baldies managed to score eight points between them.
I wouldn't worry about it UP, it's my birthday today, and Papa Richelieu has forgotton too. Can't be too hard on him though, I've forgotton his plenty of times.
And my birthday treat? I'm going to commentate on Hamilton v Clyde.
Still, at least I can tell folk I'm still in my 20s. And I got IDed in Tesco's for booze a few months back. And I know all the words to "insert name of latest song I've never heard of"
and for all you weird people that want the real table -
we see that UKP is naturally bottom again looking to make it 2 seasons in a row bottom placed - congratulations, ill sort you out a certificate my friend.