getting old

steelfix1 · Post by **steelfix1** » Mon May 14, 2012 4:28 pm

Must be rough as fuck for that type of price, a shag for the price of a board on a machine that's been pulled apart, lmfao. Cob Hot Money for 5 blow jobs

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon May 14, 2012 4:31 pm

eastangliapro wrote:to be fair i thought will had some foreign sort?

Probably a paid for one off a dodgy internet site!

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Mon May 14, 2012 4:50 pm

Yawn.......

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon May 14, 2012 5:24 pm

Glendale wrote:You have to remember will only has his right hand and babestation! Not many would kick a 18 year old fit bit out!! Only a strange one like him would!

You may or may not have a sexual preference for children, I have no reason to assume you do. However you are expressing a desire for someone over twenty years your junior, which would qualify as at least a moderate ephebophilia. You may need to look that up. Sexual deviancy is an increasingly common sign of marriage breakdown amongst those with a below average IQ.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon May 14, 2012 5:33 pm

Nothing the matter with my IQ dopey beard! Hope i pull another 18 year old! Bonus at my old age! At least we wont know when you have a mid life crisis, your a walking crisis!

martdaman · Post by **martdaman** » Mon May 14, 2012 7:56 pm

Noels Beard are you jealous of Glendale?

logopolis · Post by **logopolis** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:35 pm

Noels Beard wrote:For the record, I dropped out of University in my first year. I'm not sure now if this makes me better or worse in Glendales opinion. Certainly, juxtaposing our respective posts it's reasonable for him to conclude that I've been better educated. Rather like comparing a fine Château Boutisse with a bottle of Lambrusco.

juxtaposing - Good word to look out for on Wordsoup! Should bump up that score into the 1800's!

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:54 pm

Newmarket Wetherspoons: I saw 'Barquentines'

The area obviously contains keen lexicographers. Glendale is a lowly pine lost amidst mighty intellectual oaks.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon May 14, 2012 8:58 pm

martdaman wrote:Noels Beard are you jealous of Glendale?

I can't think of anything that would warrant jealousy. With many men I could covet their thick heads of hair; but from what I hear (how poetic), he makes me look positively hirsuit.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:17 pm

im 26 till july,
i thought i was 25 for ages then my missus told me im 26 and i got my calculator out,
she was right

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:21 pm

you're starting to really vex me with all this screaming out of your arse NB.

calm it down or you can have a week in the can to reflect on things.

Noels Beard · Post by **Noels Beard** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:29 pm

mr lugsy wrote:you're starting to really vex me with all this screaming out of your arse NB.

calm it down or you can have a week in the can to reflect on things.

Well that's terribly specific. Arrest me officer! I dare thee!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:34 pm

pretty pointless calling my bluff tbh!

skinner · Post by **skinner** » Mon May 14, 2012 9:51 pm

Noels Beard wrote:I can't think of anything that would warrant jealousy. With many men I could covet their thick heads of hair; but from what I hear (how poetic), he makes me look positively hirsuit.

I sent the misses out to get me some of that regain shampoo once,over £30 a throw,fuck that for a laugh,it does work by all accounts.

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon May 14, 2012 10:12 pm

banned lmfao