Man Utd dressing room b4 KO on Tonight....*
"Right lads we should've had this title wrapped up but we've been sloppy. We can't let these blue twats snatch it now because they'll never let us live it down. They stung us on the Munich anniversary and stuffed us 6-1*
I don't care what you do punch, elbow, push, pull, kick or dive. Just get the fuck out there & get it done!"*
At this point Ferguson steps in:*
"Cheers ref, I'll take it from here!"
Man utd or man city
United win things because in recent history they've been by far the best club in England. All this 'Fergie time' and 'they get all the decisions' is utter rubbish.
Look at the stats for penalties/red cards etc and you'll see united are just above average, which for the most attacking side in the last 20 years proves they get no more than any other side.
Look at the stats for penalties/red cards etc and you'll see united are just above average, which for the most attacking side in the last 20 years proves they get no more than any other side.