My name is Sir Linesman

redlinesman · Post by **redlinesman** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:40 am

Hello fruitchatters,

My name is Sir Linesman and I am a fruit machine decoder. I have been on the industry's 'most wanted' list for the past 3 years and they are hugely fearful of how much I cost them on a yearly basis. I make between £3000 & £7000 per week depending on the hours I choose, occasionally I can hit £10000 and my record is £22000. I have the best security/surveillance in the business and my team are trained to real and high standards and it is no joke. There are also some aspects that you would be amazed at but I can not talk about them on here, I have many other interests as well and am keen to evolve as a person and to provoke my learning sensors,

Thank you, Sir Linesman

ob · Post by ob » Tue Mar 06, 2012 12:46 am

Im gonna reply here, on grounds that no one else bother replying to this ridiculous post!!!

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:18 am

Just small fish u mr linesman.

Mystery_Plum · Post by **Mystery_Plum** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:43 am

redlinesman wrote:Hello fruitchatters,

My name is Sir Linesman and I am a fruit machine decoder. I have been on the industry's 'most wanted' list for the past 3 years and they are hugely fearful of how much I cost them on a yearly basis. I make between £3000 & £7000 per week depending on the hours I choose, occasionally I can hit £10000 and my record is £22000. I have the best security/surveillance in the business and my team are trained to real and high standards and it is no joke. There are also some aspects that you would be amazed at but I can not talk about them on here, I have many other interests as well and am keen to evolve as a person and to provoke my learning sensors,

Thank you, Sir Linesman

Your name is not 'Sir Linesman'.

You are not a fruit-machine decoder.

You haven't been on the industry's 'most wanted' list for 3 years. The Industry doesn't have a 'most wanted' list, nor is it fearful of you.

You don't make between £3000 and £7000 per week.

You don't have a security / surveillance team.

There are no aspects of your life or activities that people would be amazed at.

Please stop posting on this site and get help. You are clearly ill.

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 10:42 am

Sometimes when he posts the content rarely strays from reality, and his posts, while rather boring are generally well written, if incredibly self-publicising.

That is Linesman on a good day.

This thread leaves me pondering whether 2 or more people use the account, either that or RLM is schizophrenic.

In conclusion....

Take your meds, there's a good boy.

lukee1 · Post by **lukee1** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:11 am

[/QUOTE]You are clearly ill.[/QUOTE]

LMAO :L

lukee1 · Post by **lukee1** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:12 am

Sorry im not spamming i just cant delete my post it just did not quote propley

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Tue Mar 06, 2012 11:47 am

redlinesman wrote:Hello fruitchatters,

My name is Sir Linesman and I am a fruit machine decoder.

So at least now we know where you work - Bletchley Park!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 1:57 pm

ill indeed ,,,lol,,,,,,,,,, but unless he starts any personal insult campaign ,,,,,,,,,,, his harmless fantasy posting will always be welcome

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:27 pm

Fruitchat - trolling is a requirement. agreed his causes no trouble but do we really need to see his fortnightly crap!
I'm taking a stab in the dark and guessing what with his FORTNIGHTLY posts im saying its giro day so he can afford a few hours in an internet cafe

quizard · Post by **quizard** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:45 pm

Well you all bite. You can't help yourselves. You just can't stand being told your penises are too small LOL.

PS do they have an industry most wanted list? People I have talked to who work in the industry say they don't really give a shit about people who can make money out of fruits fairly, good luck to them. Of course if linesman is some sort of tooler or scammer he should be thrown in jail.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Mar 06, 2012 8:49 pm

Its all mildly amusing i think, he can post what he likes for me, find it hard to let it wind me up, just my opinion.

Regards Sir Scott.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 6:29 am

agreed your majesty, he's harmless enough.

kind regards ,

the earl obe of lugsy

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 10:10 am

i will now be known as Marquis Maverick

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Wed Mar 07, 2012 3:33 pm

What a tool, It annoys me when i log in to read the latest bullshit from redlinesman, Even if it was true i still wouldnt care abouth this shit, Just poped out for a few hoppers.. Pull your head out of your ass for 5mins mate!!!

Fruit Machine Chat

My name is Sir Linesman

My name is Sir Linesman

I cant delete my post !