A Fruit machine player's song.

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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eurovision1984
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Ferdi is a lovely bloke. I have a lot of time for him and I aim to meet up with him soon for a nice, fat, greasy kebab in a nice Turkish restaurant. But he wasn't the Lock N Load king - I was!

I single-handedly ran Sau and Ferdi out of MY manor! How DARE they do MY Lock N Loads? 1 on each side of Heston services ALL MINE! Everyone knew Heston was owned, run, operated by ME!

Anyone who disagrees, FUCK YOU - Let's FIGHT over it!!!

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Post by Master of The Game »

eurovision1984 wrote:
Glendale wrote:Despite many claims, Ferdi was DEF the lock and load king! Shame ladbrokes took it from him!



i offered ferdi the list of every lock & load in the southeast of the uk.
for a small fee & he refused.
at the time i could not do them.
later on i could empty them so the list stayed with me. :wink:
because you're thick Jason, you tried to sell to the wrong Turk!
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Whenever i meet ferdi he's always on about us going for a turkish stew!
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Post by eastangliapro »

not a bad song,very very overplayed by kiss though
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Post by silent g »

condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
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Post by eastangliapro »

reminds me of sitting down the park getting wrecked on white lightning lol
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eastangliapro wrote:reminds me of sitting down the park getting wrecked on white lightning lol
:-) :-) lol
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Post by gambogaz1 »

Tried a cocktail of White lightning mixed with gold label when I was 15 or 16, Smashed beyond belief.

Mad dog 20/20 was the devil too.

Or TNT cider, if you couldn't get the ring pull off without spilling a drop we had to kneck it.

It wasn't clever but it wasn't half fun at the time.
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