Embarrassed moment's

titchno1 · Post by **titchno1** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 10:51 pm

Some littler than others

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:01 pm

was at toddington about a year back 150 odd miles from home, needed a shit, went for the fart shat myself. then there was no bog roll so i used my calvins are loo paper and left them in the shitter, drove back going commando

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:05 pm

I would'nt hesitate to use my Calvins if required.

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:07 pm

maverick69 wrote:was at toddington about a year back 150 odd miles from home, needed a shit, went for the fart shat myself. then there was no bog roll so i used my calvins are loo paper and left them in the shitter, drove back going commando

So where did you get the army gear from that you weared on your way back?

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:08 pm

it was one of those filthy moments when ur just sweating and ur pockets are full of coins, and ur arse is on fire and u just wanna get a shower and chill out, but ur fucking miles from home. ur arse is in tatters and its just filthy

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:33 pm

That's why the BFK's Mercedes, is fully equipped with deodorant, aftershave, facial wipes(aka players wipes) and more importantly wet wipes and emergency crapper!!

TINYMcFINEY · Post by **TINYMcFINEY** » Wed Jan 04, 2012 11:34 pm

Yes Mr BFK i shall have to have those axcesseries.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Jan 05, 2012 12:35 pm

haven't laughed so much in ages . ,,,,,,,,,,,,, we've all left a pair of shit up pants somewhere .

i remember a kid at school once took a shit on the seat at the top/back of the bus home.

not because he needed one , ,,,,,,,,, just because he was a cunt

Thumper · Post by **Thumper** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:34 am

BFK wrote:I'm always amazed when people say they need a dump but they'll hold it till when they get back home!!

You must have had the situation where you go for a shit and think 'there is no way I am using THAT!'
So you hold it in, do the machine and go to the next pub which is even more discusting!!
Afer a while the need dissipates and you forget all about it until you get home.
Then its like you have phoned one of those debt companies. You have consolidated all your shits into one huge unmanagable payment..
Your ass rips, panting and sweating with tears running down your face..

BFK · Post by **BFK** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 8:47 am

Very good!!

But as I said I just can't hold it in!! If I need to go then it has to come out. I agree with what ur saying about some pub toilets tho, they are simply disgusting!!

It's worse abroad, when I was in Amsterdam with a few mates I was bursting!! All their toilets just seem to be a hole in the ground, no loo roll no nothing, I had to leg it back in the bar grab some serviettes(spelling!!) and then unload. But the rest of the week I was more cautious. Carried a thick wedge of loo roll in me back pocket and a few wet wipes in a small bag to lock in the moisture in me from pocket!!! Worse toilets ever out there!!!

feeder22 · Post by **feeder22** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:22 am

seen on this on potty

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVRz_go1PeY

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:27 am

Hate going for a crap in the bushes, always a shit start to the slotting day when youv slept in the car. Oh dear!!!

Master of The Game · Post by **Master of The Game** » Fri Jan 06, 2012 9:34 am

I'm starting to feel ill reading these posts now.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Fri Jan 06, 2012 11:08 am

Now that's a lie George and you know it

It's common knowledge that Ob never gets out of bed before noon.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Sun Jan 08, 2012 9:56 am

I got stuck on the M6 once, motorway got shut down for some reason. I had been dying for a crap for ages and it was nearly ready to pop. I saw the sign for the next services was 4 miles or something.

I thought, fuck that, im not gonna be able to run that and hold this turtle head in. So I ran over to the hill on the side, which had no trees or anything to conceal myself and just let it all out in front of all the other stuck drivers. When you've hot to go, you've got to go.

It didn't help things when everyone was pointing at me and beeping their horns. A slight put off. Lol.

I then had to endure the next hour of people knocking on my window calling me a sick fuck, a dirty cunt. I just ignored them.

I said to them, it was either that or me shitting in my pants, and this is a hired car so that wasn't really possible.