Is there a new chip on bank job/crown jewls

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:02 pm

I think some wires are crossed, one of you is saying its cost £200+ and one of you thinks its streaked for £200+ i reckon, i know someone who paid £360 for the top feature, it did go £140 so a £220 loss, he said it was offering £15 when he was around £20 involved.

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:27 pm

They should never cost more than £200. You must be playing them wrong mate.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:29 pm

It was my mate playing it. I was'nt even there.

big A · Post by **big A** » Mon Aug 15, 2011 9:50 pm

I'm pretty confident I'm playing them right,been playing them the same way for a while an generally do ok on them,just had the odd occation where they have taken the piss.

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:24 pm

there just getting over done now, there is no point to them...take too long also

toothless11 · Post by **toothless11** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 12:34 pm

Spot on maverick. You just have to move onto the next thing once everyone is ratting around the same trick/playable.... I seriously gave up on these like over 4 months ago.

deano8177 · Post by **deano8177** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 2:12 pm

Scott wrote:I think some wires are crossed, one of you is saying its cost £200+ and one of you thinks its streaked for £200+

Sorry my falt, I thought he ment he had a 200+ bank job. Looking at it again I can see what he's saying.

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 3:15 pm

in all the time these have been out ,,,,,,,,,,,, martin n me have only ever played 1 ,,,,,,,,,,, cost exactly 140 for 140 ,,,,,,,,,,,1 was all that was needed to come to the conclusion that,,,, its just a tighter reiteration of a tried n tested proven wank formula ,that came before it,,,,, poker/billy/bucks etc ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, and without some next level top boy method isn't worth the time of day .

yeah im sure you can get lucky on em , like any machine , put a cpl of quid in for a vynal .

but overall from an everyday working for profit professional approach ,,,,,,,,,,, not worth a wank.

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 6:15 pm

Vinyl takes these out first board for fun, one dared to cost him £30 once, but after it went £140 all was forgiven

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:23 pm

toothless11 wrote:They should never cost more than £200. You must be playing them wrong mate.

If for example someone had £140 followed by a board which opened the game and gave a flukey £50 and a player got on it next they'd be lucky to get it within £300, never mind £200. They weren't great in the first place, now they are just a punt. You'd be better off putting £30 on a column on roulette in the bookies and walking whatever the result. A lot quicker thats for sure.

That said if the bet won it would be silly not to have a 'celebratory' £10 spin, focusing mainly on 28/29 with a cover bet on 7. Get trigger happy with those 20p chips and all of a sudden 26,25 and even 32 are likely to get caught in the crossfire with an 80p corner.

BANG! 29 comes in, as though it was meant to happen, you've got 60p straight up, with splits and corners covered also. You sit there grinning to yourself, basking in your reflective glory as the computer adds it all up, a cool £50.40p. As you sit there soaking up the glory you feel a nice warming sensation inside you. Its the sort of sensation only a winner could feel.

Where do you go from here? Walk away with a spring in your step, or hit the all too convenient repeat bet button? Without it ever entering your head that you could possibly lose at this game where a negative return is the expected outcome, you press repeat, and begin frantically hammering away at the screen, putting more chips on the 28/29 area, but also giving due thought to peripheral numbers such as 22, 18 and 12. You admire the bet, its a good bet. A great bet, a bet that says this guy has the balls to be winner. 28/29 area is now a scene of carnage, chips everywhere, even a juicy £3 on the split, and the likes of 26 and 32 certainly worth hitting.

You press start.

Just as you do you realise in your haste you've laid out nearly all your profit. You feel slightly nauseous for a second, but wait..... it's 28! Get in there! Deep down you KNEW it was a good bet, and you've got the reward your bravery deserves. You try to add all the splits/corners up in your head but the computer beats you to it, and confirms via a big message and a fanfare including clapping and cheering you have just won £126! (though the machine doesn't take into account that you have laid out actual money, you've won around £80 really).
You now exude a glow of confidence, and judging by the small crowd hovering closely behind you, sharing your joy, you also exert a gravitational pull greater than the earth itself. You are a winner.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:27 pm

i'm almost,almost tempted to try a few spins after that post

Mr McStreak · Post by **Mr McStreak** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:27 pm

Continued....

You are the greatest gambler the world has ever seen.

You spin again....6

Again.... 14.

One more spin.... 6.... again.

You are now left with nothing, except a gambling problem. And the crowd have dispersed.

Oh, and Bank Jobs are a waste of time.

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 8:29 pm

buzz killer :x

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:20 pm

did you write that all by yourself rich ? hmmm ???

certainly had a distinct whiff of hoventry

:P

big A · Post by **big A** » Tue Aug 16, 2011 10:30 pm

Aaahhh roullette,,,,,,, losing an entire weeks earnings in the space of 20 mins,the horrible feeling in the pit of your stomach and instantly wanting to do something outrageous to try and get the money back.