Noel and Sex

General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
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Nixxy
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Noel and Sex

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Noel and Sex - two words that don't normally get uttered in the same sentence ...

... until you watch the 10-minute freeview on Television X, that is!

The very last advert in the freeview is for an Eastenders spoof - intelligently called 'Bellenders' - and it features a blonde burberry-clad chav being f***ed up against a DOND Crazy Chair.

I have no shame.
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Makes a change from being f***ed by the machine then! pmsl
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This is officially the best post i have ever seen on here

Amazing
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Post by Master of Games »

Forgive me for my ignorance, but where does Noel "come" into this?
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the DOND crazy chair part
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