stupid bitch in leicster spoons

[Master of Games]

Always the case, they never fully recover from the 1st hit. I bet the 1 you got the mega on was one the person who did the other's couldn't get on and just left!

[thecannonball89]

Id rather have a £50 spin then test TBs

[kidgloves]

What would you play in that Cashino KG? Well they have some £5 Bar Xs, a £25 OXO wanker and a £5 Invincible. The usual Triple 777 that never pay out. An Elvis Super streak, a £5 Red Hot Roll, some other £5 machines. £5 Snakez, £5 Panther returns, £5 Open The Box, £5 Monopoly Tic Tac Toe lo tech. Oooh three player £5 Party Time. A lovely Empire lo tech. And some other shit that no sane person would ever play. Don't all rush there at once.

Well, by the sounds of it, I'm glad I didn't know of its existence as that's a right load of old tripe isn't it. I guess next time I work the Civic Hall I'll be brave and turn left out of the stage door and venture down to that spoons. Last time I was in there they had a promotion of Summer cocktails and were giving glasses away for free. We got talking to the manager who discovered we were gigging at the Civic Hall - a deal was swiftly struck, all the promotional cocktails we could drink for a couple of tickets for the evening.
Now these drinks weren't exactly strong, but after 7 or 8 I could just tell the notes were going to start crawling round the page at the gig. My schoolboy error though came by not allowing for bladder release. Even though I squeezed as much out as I could at 7.25pm, I was busting again by about 7.50pm and the first half wasn't down until about 8.35pm. Walked off stage like a cripple at the interval - you know that 'gone past the point' feeling where it actually hurts but at least I kept my dignity and didn't piss all over the stage during Rachmaninov 2nd piano concerto.

[trayhop123]

bedworth spoons had a perfect too

[Scott]

Clair i think her name is, she has barred Martin too, she is a funny fucker at times, depends what time of the month you catch her, i've never had any probs with her, only a matter of time tough.

[AMK]

Me thinks some managers get off on the words "ya barred" hehe.

[Master of Games]

Next time you get a mouthy manager (preferably male) repeating that "YOU'RE BARRED!" try this response - a well known London based played used it in quite hilarious circumstances once... "Do you get an erection when you say that?" And keep repeating it.

[logopolis]

Irish Curse?

[Scott]

He mentioned the market place, so i assumed it was Lloyds, Last Plantagenet gaffer is sound [the loud mouth Aussie] and never had any trouble in the Highcross so its gotta be.

[Martal~Wombat]

few of you boys from leicster on here,so please enlighten me,who the fook is the bird who runs the spoons on the market,nice body dark hair with glasses????she barred me last week for doing the perfect in there,only got 180 ahead of it then the grumpy bitch kicked me off it,and of the leicster boys had probs with this one?

Yeah, Lloyds in market, her names Claire, she pulled me to the side whilst i was having a smoke outside, she said the police are on the way and told me she was doing me a favour to get away sharpish, i pleaded my innocence and all that but whats the point in taking it further ! She also told me i was barred from the other 2 spoons in town which was kak, i drink in them every day

[sir ratholer]

Horsham spoons a while back barred me and told me they were going to bar me from spoons nationwide. He also told me kent police (manager had just come from tonbridge) were after me.

I made one call to a high up friend in kent police - surprise surprise, nothing.
And I havent been barred from another spoons since.

As for the manager, he got sacked. Karma!

[Spyder]

Horsham spoons a while back barred me and told me they were going to bar me from spoons nationwide.

there is no way of spoons banning you from every pub, they have never had that ability,

however, they will share security footage with their "area" or closest pubs, so you could find a cluster of pubs will be aware of you