How FUCKING thick can you be????

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:33 pm

Just watched that stupid gameshow attached to the Lotto Draw. Last question was a fucking GIVEAWAY! What grows faster, human hair or nails? The prize was either £3000 or £50000. The 2 thickos, a scouse couple, agreed on NAILS! The bloke was a baldy who OBVIOUSLY should know! I was screaming (in my mind) at how fucking dumb they are and sure enough...

What a waste of £47000!

Why do the thick fucks in life get these opportunities?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:39 pm

cause clever people would have had £50,000

i watched this too.. fucking retards

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 9:40 pm

I am very cynical about anything to do with the lottery to be honest.

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:19 pm

I liked Bullseye where you got REAL PEOPLE as contestants. It wouldn't surprise me how many DOND contestants hold an Equity actors card, and they always seem to have dippy public sector workers on lottery shows.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:19 pm

Stevie...you have totally missed the point or you're trying to be funny and replicate the idiots.

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:54 pm

i know a woman who has been on several tv shows over the years, and the more times you are on, the more you get offered other shows..
shes been on 2 dating shows, and has been offered a go on come dine with me and dond

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:57 pm

I would have a brilliant game on DOND and I'd make references to all the empties... I'd also try to get more out of the banker than just what he offers as standard like that bloke on christmas when he asked if he will get the swap and as a result got about £50000 extra.

Every blue box I pick I'd say "good one" red box "BAD one" and I'd go on about things being chipped. Towards the end I'd go on about critical updates....

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:03 pm

Why do you always think I am trying to be funny with you Mog? I knew a woman who went on trisha with her family because they put them all up in an all inclusive hotel and gave them each 50 quid. They made up the whole thing, sad I know, but tons of people do it!

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:41 pm

Maybe because you keep winding me up Stevie?! As far as I'm concerned we are at peace now so let's keep it like that, eh mate?

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Sat Mar 12, 2011 11:44 pm

Just banter mog! I honestly post serious replies to most of your threads and you seem to turn them into an attack on you! Have a look through your post history and you will see I am right.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:45 am

ok mate, just for the sake of peace I'll take your word for it.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:56 am

Spyder wrote:i know a woman who has been on several tv shows over the years, and the more times you are on, the more you get offered other shows..
shes been on 2 dating shows, and has been offered a go on come dine with me and dond

Yeah this is true. We were on 4 weddings and have since been asked to appear on britains best cook and some new program about couples with annoying habits which is yet to be aired.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 6:58 am

Master of Games wrote:I would have a brilliant game on DOND and I'd make references to all the empties... I'd also try to get more out of the banker than just what he offers as standard like that bloke on christmas when he asked if he will get the swap and as a result got about £50000 extra.

Every blue box I pick I'd say "good one" red box "BAD one" and I'd go on about things being chipped. Towards the end I'd go on about critical updates....

Lol I always said this too - I wonder how the bankers going to react, or I think im going away with a lot of money today. A terrible run of bad luck!

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 12:42 pm

I'd tell Noel he's my good/bad luck charm according to how its going. I'd pick boxes based on what the contestants on each looked like... people who look like bastards/bitches would be disposed of first! There's no way I'd swap my box!

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Sun Mar 13, 2011 8:15 pm

in the pre-screening and the practices id pretend i had a system, id tell them stories about my family etc

on the filmed game, id start at one end of the room, and use the people in order of left to right, without showing any emotion or saying anything other than the numbers..

similar emotion to if you have 1p and mega left and just hit no-deal.. 1p..