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Master of being a PUSSY!! :lol:
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Stevie, you really are acting like your avatar. Grow up!
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Master of Games wrote:Stevie, you really are acting like your avatar. Grow up!


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Only havin a bit of banter Mog! :wink:
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And I thought I was bored... :roll:
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i was just saying, if someone did hire security to go playing they would be a div.
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silent g wrote:i was just saying, if someone did hire security to go playing they would be a div.
Agreed mate. :wink:
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I agree. End of.
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Master of Games wrote:I agree. End of.
PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
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Stevie S wrote:
Master of Games wrote:I agree. End of.
PUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSY
lmfao
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JG wrote:I'm only 4 foot 10 and built like a matchstick shit house, plus I have the new Rainbow Riches POG 500 emptier and the DonD Gold info. I'm currently doing the services 24/7 alongside posting on here to keep you all updated. Of course I'm doing this on my phone, whilst err, playing the machines in the services. Yes. Well my entry level security for a one sided services is as follows. I have four small Chinese guys near the bins and the guy selling RAC breakdown cover. These are my lookouts and can detect players entering the building by the presence of large bulging, jangly pockets.
Next I have two ordinary looking white guys in the foyer who can inform me of super satellite orbital snoopers. Maybe someone in Costa Coffee is taking an unnatural interest? If it was a two sided service station I would have three knights in shinning armour to guard the bridge against invaders. Finally I have four large black guys, surrounding me in formation to block out any lines of snoopage. This is my entry level security arsenal. On match days, busy days and Saturdays I have an extra line of three Eskimos who patrol the entrance to the gamezone. They work both as a distraction and an attraction to divert from what I'm doing, which is using the old sledge'ammer on the old golds and ringstwices and POG 500. I don't want to blind you with science with this ol' emptier, it's rather secretive.

People who don't have security, well, tsssk, you've only got yourselves to blame if it all goes wrong and Aunty Mabel starts doing those p2 Aliens you were doing before. You need to take more care. Shocking people go out without security in
this competitive day and age.


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Phew, remember when I was about ten, having to stretch to put the coins in.
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God help us all. :roll: PLEASE!
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silent g wrote:security team?
ive never heard so much bollocks in my life.
if you need a security team you are a nob, simples.
im a lone ranger, if i get trouble i deal with it or go back for them later with some mates, but never need to walk around with protection lol.
how much money could you lose in a day if you get robbed ffs,
you lose what you save paying for a team of monkeys.
Have u not realised that he's talking shit?

He doesn't have security.

Redlinesman - I use to find ur post interesting and worthwhile but now........
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BFK wrote:
Have u not realised that he's talking shit?

He doesn't have security.

Redlinesman - I use to find ur post interesting and worthwhile but now........
yes and i said, the thought of security team is stupid.
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