Wot a sad life u lead creamer.Master of Games wrote:Last night I was bored of internet gambling, bored of life itself and wanted to do a bit of "work" and have a bit of a night out...
So off I went to my, yes MY, bowling alley to do the ESB and Lone Ranger and have a little dabble on the Deals...usually makes me 100-200...
I took a cab because I'm not current wasting money on "car tax", took the cab driver's mobile number and he said he'd be over to pick me up within 10 minutes if I called him. Agreed.
ESB dead, Deals all had wins/boards in view. Lone Ranger on £1 stake with 50p credit left in it had just paid £70 (it said so on the screen), I spun the 50p off in 2 25p spins and it shows. Take it on, £5 loss! Every other machine Stone Cold Steve Austined! This was my night out? Ah, let's have a little dabble on the randoms... oh Rainbow Riches pots were £500, £170 and £59... Stick my coins in from the Lone Ranger (about £70 odd) all in 1 go and "off we go"..
£16 spent, in roll the POTS! "Come on, sort me out!" I say... fucking Bronze! £60. Continue playing, its playing ok gets me up to £210 but I wanted that GOLD POT! Needless to say that money gets swallowed pretty quick, I'm considering what to do, reach into my pocket for some notes... £15 credit left... POTS! £500!!! I keep going for a bit, suddenly there are 3 rather drunk girls around me - the 1 standing beside me is rather sexy and its her birthday. Her and her friends are no in a state of utter disbelief that I will soon be extracting 500 £1 coins from this machine, imagine 3 drunken parrots nagging away "TAKE IT! TAKE IT! TAKE THE MONEY! TAKE IT!!!" FUCKS SAKE YOU ANNOYING CUNTS! I continue it goes to £540 I continue... take out £502 and put the £2 back in. I'm now told I should give half my winnings to this girl because its her birthday and her "wife" will give me a BJ in the toilets if I do!!! I found that rather disturbing, questioned the wife thing and just got some drunken shit in return, fuck knows what these girls were doing but as it had gone past midnight I said "Well its not your birthday anymore so maybe next year, eh?" Called the cab driver so I was in a rush to get the coins changed up, no point chasing any more wins.. Changed up my coins... I told this old geezer who's usually a pleasant sort of admiring shark that this game would probably keep paying out and it'd drop some pots in pretty sharpish (my experience with these "randoms" is that when all pots are low after a £500 it'll keep dropping them in)... the fool doesn't play it! Some african woman puts £4 in and gets Silver Pots £180 odd and rushes over to tell me (like I care), a few minutes later its given her Gold! Her £4 has got her £420 which she takes out and the machine is banked. So for the sake of having a "round" £500 I've missed out on £416! Ah who cares I say to myself, I didn't come here to play randoms, I'd never have dreamed of this profit so be happy
Cab arrives, I tell him to take me home, I drop off my original stake and tell him to take me to West End to a casino with my profits... he said he'd pick me up from there too so I paid him in advance for the pick up so I could do my bollocks in peace (or maybe win)...
I play blackjack online a lot, haven't played live in a casino for ages. Didn't win. Won't go into why but if I'd had the same cards online I would have.
What was the point of the evening? Did I have my free chance to win a load of money and blow it? What would you have done differently?
sat nite and go out wit billy no mates and go bowlin alley lollllllllllllllllllllllllll
Really wot a load of shat u come out with
get a life creamer
please
