Pubs/clubs with strippers

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 10:31 am

I've been to a few of these in my time. One I went to most recently was made fire because the jealous bitches were screwing that every time I'd go in I'd get a quick £70 from the Cluedo, watch 1 of them get their kit off and go! Only ever had 1 private dance in the place - which I found to be more like torture than fun!

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:41 pm

I think nixxy is the resident expert on things like this.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 7:55 pm

I think the girls were afraid of the way I caressed the buttons on the Cluedo! After all, if I could make a machine drop her coins so easily, what chance would they have to resist a man of my talents?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:48 pm

stripclub near me always has a £25 in and is always ready.. always.. you could go every day they were open and it'd be ready every night??

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:49 pm

Ust to be a p1 lucky strike in a brothel, had a amazing aswell lol

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:55 pm

you went to a brothel to play fruits?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:57 pm

mr lugsy wrote:you went to a brothel to play fruits?

Was it a Doctors and Nurses ?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:58 pm

Or a Temple Of Treasure !

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:59 pm

or a spotted dick

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:01 pm

might have done a rooney and gone in for some old battleaxe

Scott · Post by **Scott** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:03 pm

Hope he got a go all the way

maverick69 · Post by **maverick69** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:07 pm

spotty steve loves his brothels

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:17 pm

I heard there was a brothel ages ago (HEARD of course) near the west end (London) that had a £250 Psycho Cash Beast!

Nixxy · Post by **Nixxy** » Mon Feb 21, 2011 9:25 pm

mr lugsy wrote:I think nixxy is the resident expert on things like this.

Beer and muff - a fine combination

I don't like spending my winnings on any old shite, so I like to invest in girls who happily let me touch their bits and vice-versa for a £1 stake. You don't get that level of intrigue from Noel.

pound · Post by **pound** » Tue Feb 22, 2011 12:09 am

mr lugsy wrote:or a spotted dick

only one winner here

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