Who is the best posterer on fruitchat

mr cheese · Post by **mr cheese** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 6:46 pm

ops: Sorry guys couldnt resist.........

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 7:34 pm

BAN HIM!

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 9:32 pm

Thats an interesting question Mr cheese, but I have always wondered who the best player in the counrty is?

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:03 pm

now how could we EVER answer that? I'd vote JB.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:21 pm

I'd personally say JY would be at the pinnacle for all round ability.

And as much as I don't like to say, one or two from Brighton are coming to the forefront now. Just a bit less free talk and they would be top.

But for what I'd call top in way of thought and ability, I don't think anyone could really argue with Matteo being mentioned, given the short space of time he's been in the game. Maybe a bit more work effort and discretion and we would undoutably see a top player.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:35 pm

mouth is way too big, he'll end up another Blagger unless he changes.

Been-Grant-Mitchell'd! · Wed Feb 16, 2011 11:46 pm

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 1:52 am

but what exactly constitutes a top player????

his skills ?
his knowledge ?
his discipline ?
his honour?
his respect among his peers?
his contacts, and links to industry insiders/programmers ?
his forward thinking and analytical ability in working things out?
his current bank balance ?
his commitment ?
his ability to keep silent ?
his trustworthyness?
his yadda yadda yadda etc etc etc

i guess there's no such thing as englands top player ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, because no 1 player has all of the above attributes .

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 7:07 am

Lee , are you assuming it's not a woman, then ?

Toni from Oxford, maybe

Stevie S · Post by **Stevie S** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:06 am

I was only joking guys!

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:12 am

Having money doesnt meen there a good player, players who can only play select fruits, dont have contacts ect ect can just as easy build up a decent bank acount, then you get players who make constant 200 300 a day and have nothing. what people do witht here money like casinos n that doesnt make them a bad player in my eyes

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:19 am

Time to answer some questions:

1) Why does Matteo look so pissed off when he's playing dials?
Because he was 1 of the last people doing them, knew he was so far behind, despite what he says.

2) What is a 1-trick pony?
Matteo

3) What is Matteo's claim to FAME?
That no one else can be bothered with his obscure little empty. They're as common as £25 Ultimos were!

4) Why bother to learn when there are about 10 in the country which are constantly being done by him, Ash and Than?
Exactly.

5) Why do people break buttons on Hall of Fames?
Because they don't like smug people who tell stories and live on motorways. I, by the way, don't break buttons.

To me, Matteo seems to think he's the David Beckham of fruit machine pros, I'd find it hard to even call him Lee Sharpe. David Bentley? "I'm better than Beckham, I'm gonna take his place in the England sqaud?"...keep dreaming, son - off you go to Birmingham!

fruity777 · Post by **fruity777** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:22 am

Englands top player, its the guy thats made the most money on fruits, has kept it going on a consistence basis for the longest period of time possible and most important still has most off it in his bank/smart investments. We will never know who this guy is, I believe this guy is not even playing fruits now, especially after the best ever year ,2010. To do this he first needed a goal/target ingraved in his head, then have the drive, organisation, commitment, focus and the best experienced team mates/contacts in the biz.

Two of my team mates have made well over 150k after expences last year, they are definitely in the top 10 of top players of 2010. Me on the other hand made no where near that, why cos I lack the drive compared to them, they constantly worked 15-16 hour days, and had hardly any days off. Im a god dam good system analyst/code breaker on fruits but it doesn't make me the best player cos I couldnt make more than them.

Master of Games · Post by **Master of Games** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:29 am

you're also awful at spelling

ops: ...but fair play, at least you're honest and frank about yourself. Maybe try harder?

harry2 · Post by **harry2** » Thu Feb 17, 2011 9:43 am

My gamblescope graph ain't too healthy.