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ScottyNorth192 wrote:Just brought a new stoney coat, £475

Water of a ducks back.

Hope this helps. ta
Start playing machines then! I just bought an Armani watch! The battery costs more than that!
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My tag just cost 125 for battery n service
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Glendale wrote:
ScottyNorth192 wrote:Just brought a new stoney coat, £475

Water of a ducks back.

Hope this helps. ta
Start playing machines then! I just bought an Armani watch! The battery costs more than that!
How many watches are you going to wear a year?

I would hazzard a guess that it would be one, hence why you've saved up for a decent watch but don't go out making like you could afford 4 of them a year like I can with my jackets.

Ps my Longines was just under £3,000.
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My name is omar and I have a giant cock.

Pathetic.
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BFK wrote:My name is omar and I have a giant cock.

Pathetic.
And a pacemaker by the time you're 40 too.
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Post by spa »

Spyder wrote:small electric drill with large drillbit
3 metres of speaker wire,
bluetack
two sets of thin rubber gloves
tiny screwdrivers

wear the gloves
drill a hole through his petol cap,
drill another hole through the casing to his brake light
blue-tack the speaker wire inbetween the side panels of the car,
fray the wire a bit and stick it 2 inches into the petrol cap ( needs to be in the petrol fumes not in the actual liquid ) fix in place with blutack
pop the brakelight with a screwdriver,
(this is the tricky part) fray the wire and stick the end of the wire in, it needs to touch the filiment and both sides of the bulb fitting.
done



one of two things will happen...

he'll notice the wire, ring the police and he will be told someone tried to murder him.

or,
he'll drive to the end of the street, as soon as he touches the brakes his car will explode and probably flip over and set on fire...

either way, a suitable revenge for witholding your £40.
Made me lol :D
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If i had to "save up" i would quit tomorrow!
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Ban this idiot
Mr McStreak

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The battery went on my Tag a few months back, but I just paid a tenner to have it replaced. Having it sealed by machine is an unnecessary expense, I never wear it in water, not even when doing the washing up.

As for Scotty/Luke/HRK get a life.

It says alot about someone when they brag about buying a Stone Island jacket. Personally I wouldn't be seen dead wearing Stone Island these days, too many kids and wanabee hooligans wear it. I prefer to stick to brands that aren't so mainstream.
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e4ans wrote:Top revenge tip I read somewhere. Put an advert in a paper for an expensive car but at a crazy low price and say something like quick sale needed as emigrating very soon and put the pubs phone number on the advert with his name. If you can find his mobile or home number ask them to call that after 2am due to the working hours he does.
Yeah I've done this before and can promise you now it works incredibly well!

The only thing I will advise is that any form of revenge would be best to wait for a while because at the moment you will be fresh in the landlord, and polices minds. You don't want this to escalate into anything more, you've got far more chance of getting away with whatever you decide to do if you wait a month or two...
Bored of the grind.
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Post by sir ratholer »

A roles service is about £1k!

And im sorry if I offend anyone but people who wear stone island are either football hooligans or chavs.
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sir ratholer wrote:A roles service is about £1k!

And im sorry if I offend anyone but people who wear stone island are either football hooligans or chavs.
Real stoney tops a chav couldn't afford on EMA.

Get your sterotypes right before you start throwing stones.
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Post by ScottyNorth192 »

PS.

I do like Antony Morato shirts for a night out, seem to fit well.

CP company do some nice clothes but tend to go for True Religon when it comes to jeans.

Nice Baracuta G10 jacket is a must in any wardrobe.

Henleys is what you call a chav make because it's just in their price range ala duck and cover, luke 1977, lambretta etc.
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Seen David haye wi stone island on,,,,chav? And I do wear my tag in the sea on holiday as I'm lost without it
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Dear oh lord...
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