Strike of a luck

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Post by silent g »

thecannonball89 wrote:Youv never lost £100 thats a lie
i can see when a machine is on its arse and i dont get sucked in over my head.
and i only play £70 or less awp's

how is it soo unbelievable ???








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Post by ming »

i played a ??????? in an arcade a few days ago and the lady asked if i wanted a tea, when she walked off i got the jp and felt a bit rude if i just walked off so stuck a £1 in £5 jp casino thing like joker poker and got up to £50 off that £1 and left it with £45, kept on giving royal flush and 5 of a kind
then done my bollocks in the bookies
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ming wrote: then done my bollocks in the bookies
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Post by thecannonball89 »

Yes im clearly a twat. playing reds around london your bound to have a few losing days.
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Post by silent g »

thecannonball89 wrote:Yes im clearly a twat. playing reds around london your bound to have a few losing days.
casual player, weekends only.
if theyre not redding or opening stc or costing alot for boards or whatever else then i will leave it.

if your at a loss over £100 by the end of a day on a weekend then your in the wrong game.

is this really that hard to believe!!!

I DONT GET SUCKED IN TO A SHIT MACHINE, I CAN READ WHEN A RED IS DEAD!

cydi = no hold leave £5 down

red not redding or stc'ing leave £20 down max

coins not spinning leave £5 down

and so on.

so to be over £100 down at the end of the day you either have to be a muppet or you play very covered machines.

please try to understand what im saying coz i cant explain it much better.
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Post by feeder22 »

silent g wrote:red not redding or stc'ing leave £20 down max
Never had a red cost £30+ for a board?
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Post by trayhop123 »

agree with you for the most part g m8 ,,,,,,,,, it should be difficult to lose a ton


but you have been fortunate to not take on a moody dig/empire ,,,,,,,, jg , scott, myself and a few others have ,,,,,,,,

when in that mode , trail holding from the off , plenty of £10 boards etc you get loads of nearlys etc ,,,,,,,,, ,,,,you get it 2-400 later,,,, how can you not ''get sucked in''?

you've done nowt wrong , and of course you try to pull it back the rest of the day ( if you dont go home with the arse (LOL) ) , but its a hard struggle ,,,,,,, made harder by the fact your demoralise'd


over the years , those of us that have been in the game a lot of years have ( if were being honest) had loads of hundred + losing days ,,,,,, its unavoidable , part and package of the game .


so certainly not calling you a liar g m8 ,,,,,,,,, but surely you can understand cannons scepticism ???
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Post by Mr Move It »

Nice necroposting on page 1 :-)

The luckiest strike I had was putting £4 into a Dungeons & Drag-Queen's** clubber and nudging in a blue 7777 reel win for £150. Thankfully I never had the 'bug' / addiction for clubbers as I've only played about 4 of them.

** Thanks to Ob who identified the machine for me in another thread.
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Post by BFK »

Yeah those roulette streaks can take an age.

I played a rainbow riches earlier. £140 in for pots and gold for £500 followed by a £60 board. Couple of £20 stake double ups on blackjack for a nice raise.

Was gonna bin it but I fancied a spin. I'm a lump on 26 and 29 man myself. Fuck knows why they never come in. 5 10 17 20 8 11 and a bit of cover around the 29.

One thing lead to another and some how I was doin £50 a spin and feeding in 20's at an alarming rate. But then it gave the sign so I got on 0 in prep for the streak. 0 0 and 0 again for the full £1,500. Then it came up maximum repeats reached and then started 36 and 33ing which meant I had to Totenham Gareth. But only with miniscule profit.

Then the coral manager bought me over some a nice hot chocolate and said I could do the Thai flowers as long as she got 50%. I agreed of course and help screened the fucker to death. Sick, sick raise of about 4k.

Then I had to give her a lift home and she invited me up for 'coffee' but the red wine was soon flowing!! She's an older lady too.

She said she'd ram clear the 5 dinger and the you know what's if I'd give her one so naturally I did.

Amazingly Bouncer(himself) from neighbours was in her flat servicing Jo Mangles(gardener) yute. Dodgy alternator apparently.

Anyway so I left the flat and went to another bookies, the rainbow was yeah yeahing from the start but cost about 2k to yeah yeah yeah which went bronze. I managed to plug it before spinning so it yeah yeah yeah'd again but for bronze again, fuck it. Risk another plug but I got caught and banned.

Thankfully I found a superman outfit in a fancy dress shop and got about 9 michael Ikle icon boards on the several electro's I got tucked away.

Them I steak switched a fillet, was unchipped as on start up it went from blue to red to brown. Ended up leaving it burnt.

I then drank 3 bottles of merlot and 1 marcel hubert before going in for an Indy. I had chicken chat main with onion bhaji and a cheese naan with a bottle of reynier.

I then missed the unchipped pacman 3 times on the spin cos I was to pissed.

I retired for the evening after winsteppering the dub dond to empty.

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Post by ob »

If you're only playing premium stuff I cant see why u would ever lose £100+ so fair play silent...

Had plenty of £100+ down on stuff, but I do play a wide variety of stuff, and its more than outweighed by the profits thankfully, to me Im looking long run not short run in the slightest, I might take a loss on a series experimenting but a few hundred max losses is nothing in comparison to finding something playable that noone else is on... especially when you find a gem :P
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Post by silent g »

had a no nudger empire once but after 3 boards of no nudges i leave.
im picky which program of digs i play, i know some play any but i wont.
and ive never had a red cost more than £20 for a board and that was a £35er 70 reds ive paid max of £13 and lost a max of £20 ish.
i am very cautious as i would hate myself if i took a big loss.
i'd rather move on to the next machine than take a 50/50 chance on a machine.
i prefer the garuntee's

im pissed off if a machine costs £60 for £70 back :/

so to recap ....... i have had a loss or 2 but none over £100
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Post by fruitypie »

thecannonball89 wrote:Youv never lost £100 thats a lie
Your spot on jackie.
This is the very reason why he has given the game up :lol:
This is the very reason why he is driving others around :lol:
This is the very reason why he is a rug muncher :lol:
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The other day on a dig it i was 1 nudge away from jackpot on my very first board, then a few lively boards but got nowhere near, then i had about 10 x £2/nudgeless boards, ended up costing me £118 to get it, now thats a sickener after going so close early doors, unavoidable at times, i've also had some massive play ups on Reds from showing all the best signs possible, fair play to you if you aint never lost a 1er on a single unit mate, i have and i will again.
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Post by clarkey1984 »

fruitypie wrote:
thecannonball89 wrote:Youv never lost £100 thats a lie
Your spot on jackie.
This is the very reason why he has given the game up :lol:
This is the very reason why he is driving others around :lol:
This is the very reason why he is a rug muncher :lol:
You can tell its the school holidays again cant ya?

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deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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Post by thecannonball89 »

You get pissed off putting 60 in for 70 on a ready fruit? you must have some anger issues. im not saying your telling lies but iv had days when evry fruit is ready and play up. iv also lost 200s on reds giving NR, ALL RED 1ST BOARD ECT.
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