My funniest moment was about almost a year ago, it was one of the codest days of the year, it was the day the snow would not stop snowing, i was playing the a first Program Alien & hitting around 3 seven heavens which i did not miss, it was also my last machine of the day, when i could hear the customers pushing a car out the driveway including the manager/staff, when i left i realised that it was my friends car as it had got stuck in the snow, alot of people got stranded that day but i managed to get back home that evening about 5 hours later.
BFK wrote:You know as much about fruit machines as u did about horses. Which was fuck all.
Now fuck off LUKE.
Hmm ... Luke, shouldn't you be out there making money to pay off the mortgage on your £450,000 house in Islington that you so famously told us about 3 years ago?
Can't imagine you'll be making much on the internet at 3 o'clock on a Saturday afternoon ...
This machine may at times offer a choice where the player has every chance of bankruptcy
Im making my own vip area. any1 whos intrestd in joining will be asked to donate me 10% of there days takings. meet me in that pub at the bottom of fruitchat at half 11
this twat chats so much shit, its gotta be horse-raping-queen.
this thread was only made so you can lie about being able to hit the 7s on aliens.
just go and jump infront of a car in the servo u twat.
but my funniest moment infront of a crest was putting 60p in a ooo and holding 2 for a bonus and thinking im in for max profit till the fucking alarm blinged 1st pot grrr.
plugged it about 5 time but the fucker wouldnt stop
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure
I had the checkitout alarm as a message tone once, got a message while doing an amazing and had the barstaff all over me, had to explain i was a fruit machine nerd. After they left me too it i didn't bother putting my phone on silent and got a phone call going from 20 to 70, missed the cunt!!
Oh is this the famous "Luke" who won some poker tournament? Did he spend £50000 on Aliens to learn how to finally hit it? Seems to be a bit of hostility towards him!
Anyway my funniest moment was getting a Locohold JP up on an Ultimo only for the number reel to fall off as I got a repeat! Machine alarmed the old "Check it out!" and I never got my money as if was so far from home! It was hilarious though!