Button Broke
Button Broke
Popped out last night few beers with friends, no intention of gambling anyways orders my round had about 4quid odd change threw it in a deal gets a board going round takes message from the wanker Cash or Bust will be 40 quid few more presses cob button doesnt work pissed of or what,told the manageress she replies oh its been like it over a week...So why have the fucka on then taking the piss or what. I left my details but know i wont get anything back after all its not going to show on the meters is it like an iou....What a joke :x
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Cant remember the name twas the 1 with the 12 boxes on 3 lit across or 4 lit upwards awards feature and on the board has spin were ya can hold ya boxes all lit twice = red board..Maybe it was a 40 board but i havent really bothered playing any deals,however it did land on ? twice feature was at turbo cash and cash at 2 quid,so i just took the 4 squid turbo slash...
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Crazy chair??


deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^JG wrote:In one pub near me, the landlord has rigged up a complex maze like array of mirrors near the playable which is near a big black hole to confuse players, disorientate them and leave them crashing through the floor to a secret room down below. At last count he said twenty seven players had crashed down there and he isn't letting them out until next Christmas.
Another pub has glued their machines to the ceiling so that they can tell the players by the fact they walk into the pub upside down.
There are so many cheeky tricks that these pikey bar owners can use now, it's unreal!
Funniest post i've read in a while, I was drinking a can of pop when I read that, now its coming out of my nose!
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There is a sign in that pub "Magnetic boots for hire - regulars only "and Lionel Richies Dancing On The Ceiling playing on the jukebox.JG wrote: Another pub has glued their machines to the ceiling so that they can tell the players by the fact they walk into the pub upside down.
There are so many cheeky tricks that these pikey bar owners can use now, it's unreal!
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