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General fruit machine related chat, if it doesn't fit another category discuss it here..
silent g
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Post by silent g »

:)
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
quasar911
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Post by quasar911 »

I saw a really pretty girl playing a fruit machine in the pub earlier. I asked her if I could have a go and she said yes.

That was all the consent I needed.

:lol:

When I rang up Gamblers Anonymous for help with my fruit machine addiction.

They asked if I wanted to hold.

:roll:
silent g
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Post by silent g »

quasar911 wrote:
When I rang up Gamblers Anonymous for help with my fruit machine addiction.

They asked if I wanted to hold.

:roll:
lmfao, i like that one looooool.

and i notice you said that some people take the piss because you have a hearing issue!!!
thats fucking bang out of order, thats fucking bullying!
my brother is deaf and ive seen and heard that some people take the piss out of him. obv i go mad if i see it, but dont take it mate, kick some arse!

i wear glasses sometimes coz im half deaf in my eyes but im yet to be called 4 eyes!!!
shit will deffo hit the fan lol.

rant over :)
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure :)
quasar911
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Post by quasar911 »

wait till you see my number plate

D3 AFO

no shit either.... !!!!

:lol: 8)
maverick69
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Post by maverick69 »

The Paki players are always on MISSIONS LoL, doing servys, alleys and that. Some good Paki players out there
fruitypie
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Post by fruitypie »

silent g wrote:
quasar911 wrote:
When I rang up Gamblers Anonymous for help with my fruit machine addiction.

They asked if I wanted to hold.

:roll:
lmfao, i like that one looooool.

and i notice you said that some people take the piss because you have a hearing issue!!!
thats fucking bang out of order, thats fucking bullying!
my brother is deaf and ive seen and heard that some people take the piss out of him. obv i go mad if i see it, but dont take it mate, kick some arse!

i wear glasses sometimes coz im half deaf in my eyes but im yet to be called 4 eyes!!!
shit will deffo hit the fan lol.

rant over :)
BRINg back clarkey :shock:
I really do cringe at every post you make now.
You really really need to get laid four eyes :D
And dont do a clarkey and tell me ur life story blah blah :lol:
I now think its time for lee :shock:
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Post by pickareel »

the only paki player ive met whilst playing was quite possibly the biggest cunt ive ever met,'DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM????'whoever tells this guy stuff needs shooting,hope u had fun doing you bollocks in that dream factory (if you are reading this) and by the way there's more than 2 players in the country who can do a hall of fame!!!!
maverick69
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Post by maverick69 »

To be fair Ash is prob more well informed than u.
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Post by pickareel »

im happy for you if you think that
maverick69
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Post by maverick69 »

keep playing those chipped dials in torquay
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Post by pickareel »

hahahahaha point proven
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Post by maverick69 »

yeah wot that i did the cluey in there, and the cops and robbers whilst looking for juice. im not a mugg. I dont even know why we are arguing, over some paki player.. hes sound..u obviously didnt take kindly to his arrogance. i kno ur a gd player. i think it was u 2 who beat me to showboat actually, that terminator was usually good and the lep. both gone now. star wars on pier was wank cancel was fucked
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Post by pickareel »

well why come out with bullshite statements then,you have no idea how early/late i get things,to be fair he is the man,he only left around 400 quids worth of value in that services,p.s im looking forward to you 2 doing your bollocks on the next trick hehehahaha
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Post by maverick69 »

i play alone i get my info from elsewhere, just kno him from around hardly speak
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Post by pickareel »

so why would you make that assumption then??
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