Wipe your arse on a £20 and put in the note acceptor. Simples.
Did you read last week about the guys who has some hookey stolen money that was covered in the purple securicor dye and they were caught laundering it through a FOBT terminal.
Someone once took a shit in the middle of the floor in the quicksilver in Liverpool. They also caught a lad Cumming on the mirror in the toilets (so they say).
Best thing I have seen in payout tray was an empty packet of headache tablets. Think it was a deal. Lol
Some guy, out of his head on something or other,walked into my old local, got out a bit of chalk, marked an X on the floor, and started trying to dig it up with a pick axe. Never seen a place empty so quickly.
I would not have been able to resist making a sly video if i saw something like that lol
deano8177 wrote:When I rang him I asked if I could play any of the gaming machines and he said no cos they keep getting fiddled. Then I said I'd be down soon to watch the football, and that I was going to shit in his urinal.
thecannonball89 wrote:If you go out on a friday night to play a deadmans and end up going out up town having 5bags of heavly cut drugs end up in the brothel, and wake up feeling like shit on monday morning sitting out a p3 dial trying to make bk ur losses of a 5am roulette sesion, your probly a player
I knew of a looter who to his dismay found dust in the notebox, so he took it with him to the toilet, shit in it and put it back in the machine, I bet the coillector had a shock!
Hmm I wonder what would be worse...having your pound coins land in shit, or cupping your hand over the payout tray, in order to conceal noise, but in the process putting it in the shit.
Think i am off out to joke shop for some fake loggers and a bottle of chocolate sauce,,,can everyone pm me and tell me were they are playing on Saturday,and i will go round and clean up literally
Bang Tidy,Potatoes,Shittiiiiing,Smash Ya Back Doors In....
The worst and one that nearly resulted in the unit being watched by the staff more than usual.....
Cluedo (auto payout) - £9 in for MS. Tray is filled with a liquid that seriously stunk like urine! Had to call the barkeep over, who, god bless the chappy, kindly cleaned it up, washed the coins and changed it into coins.
Ewwwww! Fgs why oh why pee in the tray?? Do your nuts? Bad loser? Don't play!
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i might have to get some now at the price they go for lol.
