Odd and maybe interesting question-Payout Trays

Captain.Tattybojangles · Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:19 pm

What shit have people found in them?
In London arcades occasionally there would be a crumbling chocolate bar and wrappings, or maybe some crisp/chewing gum remnants.
Yesterday I collected out a bank that fell into some chocolate sauce...
I've found some bottles in various places. Not too rare though.
But the strangest find of all was Leigh Delamere £5s about 3 years back. One machine had half a pasty and packet in it. The other one had an empty crisp packet and a used bandage! I do not know how the bandage, of all things, would end up there...

mr lugsy · Post by **mr lugsy** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:21 pm

i found a fag packet once with about6 fags and just over a henry of sublime resin...buzzin

Mattb · Post by **Mattb** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:22 pm

Worst one....easily....i've had piss turn up in more than one payout tray i've been playing! :x

Other nasties the usual....beer, half dried sticky coke, food, gum, anything goes!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:31 pm

sticky coke's the worst ,,,,,,,,,,,,, if you dont catch all your money ,,,,,,, they get stuck up in it ,,,,,,, then you got sticky coins n fingers all day

JG · Post by JG » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:34 pm

Went into Hilton Park services late at night on way back from Blackpool. Turned out a load of Bibles were in the payout trays. Gideons. I thought they stuck to hotel bedrooms and schools. Obviously not, or someone with a colourful sense of humour.
Then sometimes you get the odd ancient manuscript, as well as the usual sticky cock, wee, fag ash (not so much these days) and wrappers etc

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:37 pm

JG wrote:Went into Hilton Park services late at night on way back from Blackpool. Turned out a load of Bibles were in the payout trays. Gideons. I thought they stuck to hotel bedrooms and schools. Obviously not, or someone with a colourful sense of humour.
Then sometimes you get the odd ancient manuscript, as well as the

usual sticky cock,

wee, fag ash (not so much these days) and wrappers etc

is that like a specialised swingers services you go to then george??? :P

JG · Post by JG » Mon Sep 13, 2010 2:40 pm

Didn't take long to spot the typo did it? I was going to correct it, but it made me chuckle so let the sticky cock stay where it was.

mr cheese · Post by **mr cheese** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:11 pm

Orange peel,Half eaten grapes on stem,Half eaten ham salad torpedo stuck up payout,Piss,Coke,And the worst was in Blackpool in Syndicate night club m8 got nailed went for a shite and launched it in cash tray sorry if anyone found it,But in the words of SHAGGY It wasnt me

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 5:23 pm

mr cheese wrote:Orange peel,Half eaten grapes on stem,Half eaten ham salad torpedo stuck up payout,Piss,Coke,And the worst was in Blackpool in Syndicate night club m8 got nailed went for a shite and launched it in cash tray sorry if anyone found it,But in the words of SHAGGY It wasnt me

if you collected out £15 and noticed it all landed in doodie would you try and take any of the coins ???

thats too everyone!

trayhop123 · Post by **trayhop123** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:45 pm

i truly appreciate the value of money ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and to someone out there , £15 is food shopping at aldi/lidl for a week.......

but for me ,,,,,, I aint trawling through shit for £100 , so,,, you can keep the £15 :P

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:57 pm

someone i used to know from southend pissed in a cybtb tray :/
ive found

crunched crisps

coke

£1 coins (one time i found about £15 coins in the tray £8 in the bank and £2 in credits in a machine and i was the 1st and only one in the pub!)

a fried egg and a large flat mushroom (woolwich wetherspoons)

thecannonball89 · Post by **thecannonball89** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 7:09 pm

silent g wrote:someone i used to know from southend pissed in a cybtb tray :/
ive found

crunched crisps

coke

£1 coins (one time i found about £15 coins in the tray £8 in the bank and £2 in credits in a machine and i was the 1st and only one in the pub!)

a fried egg and a large flat mushroom (woolwich wetherspoons)

LOOOOL

JG · Post by JG » Mon Sep 13, 2010 9:39 pm

trayhop123 wrote:i truly appreciate the value of money ,,,,,,,,,,,,, and to someone out there , £15 is food shopping at aldi/lidl for a week.......

but for me ,,,,,, I aint trawling through shit for £100 , so,,, you can keep the £15 :P

Really? Right, I'm at Leicester Forest east tomorrow for 6am, I'll start the pooing in the £5 Hall of Fame and not finish pooing until I reach the Indy Skulls in the station. I'll give it a few hours and then I'll go around and clean up. If I say I've had a shitty day, it actually means I've had a very profitable day.

sir ratholer · Post by **sir ratholer** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:03 pm

I'd probably put my hand in piss for £15, but shit no chance!

One thing I've often wondered is how people get shit in payout trays?

Do they transport it from the toilets?
Or do they literally put their kecks down in the middle of the pub and let rip?

And then that begs the question. If they do that, how do they wipe?!

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Mon Sep 13, 2010 10:07 pm

i would think they'd bring it back from the loo or get a dogdoodie from the street but either way is nasty lol.
i couldnt even immagine someone carrying a turd accross the pub and putting it in the payout tray lmfao.

this is some fucked up shit lol.