Fire Pubs

[anfield road]

I got a pub with a 7th heaven alien and the landlord watches me and says that is good then he tries it when i leave? always stepping

[feeder22]

I take it that would be the Alien on the pier?

cant remember the pier having one? but theres defo one in the big arcade on the left as your walking towards the pier, quite on-top in there soon as anyone goes near the low-tecs there on you

[pickareel]

there was 1 on the pier,next to an empire

[feeder22]

there was 1 on the pier,next to an empire

missed that one then the esb still there tho

actually round town aint to bad theres a few bits and pieces that way some proper fire pubs tho, anyone been in the the old wellhouse lately? barman in there goes apeshit proper rough drinkers pub also the lime tree can be a bit rough not the staff the locals had loads of abuse in there

[Scott]

The Rose and Crown, Houghton on the Hill, Leicestershire, got accused of going in there just to 'rinse the machine' by the twat gaffer, i only broke level on it, and i'd only been in there once before about 3 weeks previous, told him i'd 'rinsed' it on my way out and he was'nt pleased, another dickhead publican who only see's what comes out!

[Glendale]

Can leave you all behind on dick pubs, went in the brown bear, biggleswade, for a cliffhanger, put £46 in for £50, landlord says "take your money and get the fuck out" Being naive at the time i thought this moron was joking and said "after paying £2.80 for your watered down pint and crisps ive made £1.20", grumpy then went to turn the plug off and when i politely told him that i thought he was a prick he then threw a massive punch which missed and went through the cliffhanger screen! He called the police and when they asked who smashed the machine i simply said "fatty there did it" he then lunged at me again and got nicked, total prick, if your ever there check the pub and have your phone set on video!

[oldskool]

Can leave you all behind on dick pubs, went in the brown bear, biggleswade, for a cliffhanger, put £46 in for £50, landlord says "take your money and get the fuck out" Being naive at the time i thought this moron was joking and said "after paying £2.80 for your watered down pint and crisps ive made £1.20", grumpy then went to turn the plug off and when i politely told him that i thought he was a prick he then threw a massive punch which missed and went through the cliffhanger screen! He called the police and when they asked who smashed the machine i simply said "fatty there did it" he then lunged at me again and got nicked, total prick, if your ever there check the pub and have your phone set on video!

i feel like going there and telling the the fat prick that i have just boned his dond platinum just for him to swing at me and get 240v through his fist.

[trayhop123]

it's gotta be a contender for the summer fruitchat meet lol ,,,,,,,, gumshields optional :P

[geordiemike]

Should we have a Sticky Fire Pubs on here.

Would warn players beforehand, and wether its the landlord or customers who give you grief.

I have Flying Dutchman, Halifax, Ginger Landlord, accuses you of fiddling or stealing if you take money out of machine. Usually shouts "Get out of my pub, don't fucking come back, ameoba brained 40 something regulars back him up.

Ravensthorpe Hotel, Dewsbury, Fat Old Bald Landlord, intently watches strangers win on machine, takes number plate on departure (has done on last 3 visits (over 4 years)

the penny black in alnwick fat ex copper thinks he knows it all I rang police and logged a defenetion of character complaint all pubs in alnwick are fire for legally playing I hope sum cunt illegally dips the market tavern especicially as the guy in there is an absolute pussy and thpughht about hitting me but he couldn't find the balls yes its a low security sceptre site with paragon on red dump next to it be sure to rub a terd on pool table thanx

[Scott]

The Soar Bridge Inn, Barrow Upon Soar, Leicestershire, my mate was told this is a local pub, for local people, and yesterday she turned it off when we walked in.




The Hammer And Pincers, Barrow Upon Soar, the gaffer has got a switch behind the bar and likes to turn it off when you're playing.

[ChrisBrighton]

Can leave you all behind on dick pubs, went in the brown bear, biggleswade, for a cliffhanger, put £46 in for £50, landlord says "take your money and get the fuck out" Being naive at the time i thought this moron was joking and said "after paying £2.80 for your watered down pint and crisps ive made £1.20", grumpy then went to turn the plug off and when i politely told him that i thought he was a prick he then threw a massive punch which missed and went through the cliffhanger screen! He called the police and when they asked who smashed the machine i simply said "fatty there did it" he then lunged at me again and got nicked, total prick, if your ever there check the pub and have your phone set on video!

LMFAO!!!!

[kidgloves]

The Soar Bridge Inn, Barrow Upon Soar, Leicestershire, my mate was told this is a local pub, for local people, and yesterday she turned it off when we walked in.

Ha...considered looking in down the 'Barrow Strip' the other day on the way home from Loughborough...but ages ago I remember getting cool vibes when I did a Cluedo in one of the Barrow pubs...not been back since. Guess things are the same.



The Hammer And Pincers, Barrow Upon Soar, the gaffer has got a switch behind the bar and likes to turn it off when you're playing.

[Scott]

Lol at this is a local pub for local people, as you will know there is a canal bang next to the boozer, and it gets lots of passing trade off narrow boats, any old excuse, its not like we had 2 lime sodas and flew straight on it, i reckon you could have a meal in there (and any of the surrounding pubs) and you still would'nt get more than a few hits, i passed it on to my mate anyhow, and recieved a phone call earlier saying how well he did

[Scott]

The Welby, Melton Mowbray, landlord has put a sign on his door "the gaming machines are for locals only"

[MoterWayServiceMan]

me and cannonball got barred from a monopoly h a n for putting too much money in ??