Local pros

Guest · Post by **Guest** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 8:15 pm

Is it fun to annoy them?

cool · Post by **cool** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:16 pm

'Is it fun to annoy them?'
what an illuminating 1st post.

I was approached by a prostitute in the local red light area several years ago.......
she said are you looking for business
I said 'no thanks Im self employed'

K_Oranj · Post by **K_Oranj** » Mon Jul 12, 2010 4:01 am

Karmic Suck

Last year a crack whore grabbed my balls (twice) and gave them a right old jingle-jangle which gave rise to some front-pocket ching-chingings.

"Fancy a bit of jiggy?" enquired she.

Of course I did, though I knew it had slipped off terminals months back.

Her distraction technique beat me on that occasion and she managed to skim a fiver out of my back pocket. Something karmic though since I'd found it on the floor of the previous bar.

I no longer roll things and offer them to ball-janglers to suck on.