The machine awards!
The machine awards!
Sod the world cup, after a year of £70 jackpots who are your nominations? Best pub? Worst pub? Best machine? And my favourite, worst landlord?
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steveseagull
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Captain.Tattybojangles
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Pub of the year goes to Somerset Arms, Dingestow, for good priced beer, friendly staff and everything a pub needs.
Worst pub award goes to-They've all been OK, aside from being pricey. There was a bad place called The Bush in Penalt, but that's changed hands a lot since I've been there. I'll be staying near here sometime soon so it'll be me local drinking stop! Hope it's better.
Best Machine-Theyre all crap and done over here so no chance of a sensible answer from me! Ones I've done best on are a £5 king Kerching and a DOND Break the Bank. Says a lot really haha
Worst Landlord-Not really a landlord but a geezer up the local we nicknamed "Lurch" who couldn't read my ID, he did, then complained to the barman(why not tell me!) that I wasnt 18 until someone put him right. Not a bad guy, but just a bit thick
Worst pub award goes to-They've all been OK, aside from being pricey. There was a bad place called The Bush in Penalt, but that's changed hands a lot since I've been there. I'll be staying near here sometime soon so it'll be me local drinking stop! Hope it's better.
Best Machine-Theyre all crap and done over here so no chance of a sensible answer from me! Ones I've done best on are a £5 king Kerching and a DOND Break the Bank. Says a lot really haha
Worst Landlord-Not really a landlord but a geezer up the local we nicknamed "Lurch" who couldn't read my ID, he did, then complained to the barman(why not tell me!) that I wasnt 18 until someone put him right. Not a bad guy, but just a bit thick
best pub - the men of kent in rochester - no fruit machines, but the owner is sound and helped me pull a bird in there last sunday after the football
worst pub - the yacht in bexleyheath. they've had a few decent machines in there this year - empire strikes back, 2 electrocoins and an indy. the amount of people i've seen get kicked out over a jp is incredible. some not even players. one of the most on top pubs for fruit machines in england.
worst pub - the yacht in bexleyheath. they've had a few decent machines in there this year - empire strikes back, 2 electrocoins and an indy. the amount of people i've seen get kicked out over a jp is incredible. some not even players. one of the most on top pubs for fruit machines in england.
- sir ratholer
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is anyone actually allowed in that pub? Guy is a knob, that pubs talked about a fair bit on here.oldskool wrote:best pub - the men of kent in rochester - no fruit machines, but the owner is sound and helped me pull a bird in there last sunday after the football
worst pub - the yacht in bexleyheath. they've had a few decent machines in there this year - empire strikes back, 2 electrocoins and an indy. the amount of people i've seen get kicked out over a jp is incredible. some not even players. one of the most on top pubs for fruit machines in england.
Bored of the grind.
best pu was the vistory by regents park,
they had a unchipped vamp, the ziggy, then unchipped extreme then topgears, then vortex, allways good machines and allways buzzed.
worst landlord would be here too, called steve the twat.
now its my worst pub coz i cant get in no matter what!
they had a unchipped vamp, the ziggy, then unchipped extreme then topgears, then vortex, allways good machines and allways buzzed.
worst landlord would be here too, called steve the twat.
now its my worst pub coz i cant get in no matter what!
condoms... ribbed for her pleasure! turn it inside out and its ribbed for my pleasure 
Yeh that guy is mad in there, such a tool!sir ratholer wrote:is anyone actually allowed in that pub? Guy is a knob, that pubs talked about a fair bit on here.oldskool wrote:best pub - the men of kent in rochester - no fruit machines, but the owner is sound and helped me pull a bird in there last sunday after the football
worst pub - the yacht in bexleyheath. they've had a few decent machines in there this year - empire strikes back, 2 electrocoins and an indy. the amount of people i've seen get kicked out over a jp is incredible. some not even players. one of the most on top pubs for fruit machines in england.
- Matt Vinyl
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Heh, that bellend in the Yacht thinks he's...

Been in there for lunch before (never again) and he said we have to sit 'in the corner' as he 'didn't want the rowdy kids near where he was working'. He then tried to add additional items to our order, because he 'forgot to ring them through for the previous customer'.
I don't get wound up often, but this plank was near the edge... Think we should all congregate in there and take a machine on each and clean up...!

Been in there for lunch before (never again) and he said we have to sit 'in the corner' as he 'didn't want the rowdy kids near where he was working'. He then tried to add additional items to our order, because he 'forgot to ring them through for the previous customer'.
I don't get wound up often, but this plank was near the edge... Think we should all congregate in there and take a machine on each and clean up...!
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