Pub comments

blackmogu · Post by **blackmogu** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:18 am

I got accused of putting a fruits 'u sir into "safe mode" once upon a time in the Royal Oak, Windsor.

What an ass that landlord was ! Even called the police onto us and tried to rob my bank. For once the police were nice and made him give my bank back.

Matt Vinyl · Post by **Matt Vinyl** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 9:30 am

I've had a landlord try to take money out of my pocket before! I suppose when you step back and look at it, it's pretty sad really...

silent g · Post by **silent g** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 2:45 pm

Matt Vinyl wrote:I've had a landlord try to take money out of my pocket before! I suppose when you step back and look at it, it's pretty sad really...

you shoulda let him, thats robbery... up to 7 years in jail

ChrisBrighton · Post by **ChrisBrighton** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 4:46 pm

What I can't stand is when you are playing a machine whether it be seriously or casualy with beer change, and some cunt walks past and mutters 'chucking all your money away!'.

tommya · Post by **tommya** » Fri Jun 25, 2010 10:45 pm

playing a 70 cluedo had out of a 1 the landlord tells me i just put in a code of the internet to get the jackpot instant ban idiot

Captain.Tattybojangles · Sat Jun 26, 2010 12:31 am

Well if tonight has anything to say...hitting change stake repeatedly on a dond double take means the machine will flash up stuff and I will make £45!

jeffvickers · Post by **jeffvickers** » Sat Jun 26, 2010 4:33 am

Captain.Tattybojangles wrote:Well if tonight has anything to say...hitting change stake repeatedly on a dond double take means the machine will flash up stuff and I will make £45!

mmm, is there another machine in the pub?

Captain.Tattybojangles · Sat Jun 26, 2010 1:33 pm

Yes there is. But I won't even bother with it...I expect it's already dead and berry'd

mouse75 · Post by **mouse75** » Mon Jun 28, 2010 7:11 pm

ChrisBrighton wrote:What I can't stand is when you are playing a machine whether it be seriously or casualy with beer change, and some cunt walks past and mutters 'chucking all your money away!'.

My wife says that - and then storms out for a cig. Works like a dream for lowering heat. £20 in for £70 and they beleive you have lost.

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 9:04 pm

Got the lot sunday! Made the mistake of going to a low life hungry horse at lunchtime, never again! 3 hard men in the corner growling that "he hadnt better win our money" while sipping there half a fosters shandy, then the single mother with "the drinks are on this man" after i put in 70 for 70 and finally the bar woman thinking that she was columbo as she said "i see your playing this machine now, finished on the other then". Are these idiots for real?

Spyder · Post by **Spyder** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:23 pm

what machines were they?

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Mon Jul 05, 2010 11:49 pm

Spyder wrote:what machines were they?

Nothing really good, just stopped off during a run.

oldskool · Post by **oldskool** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 10:59 am

Many years ago I would use reason and structure a logical arguement when i was accused of 'fiddling' a machine - even when i had lost on it.
nowadays i usually just ignore anyone trying to talk to me and pick a different time to go to the pub or send someone else in.

i've even been 'barred' from pubs for losing heavilly

wildcat · Post by **wildcat** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:18 pm

It does my head in when your in a pub with only a few in, then within a minute of you playing theres around 100 people watching you, crowding the machine "trying" to give you advice! "that features a guaranteed fiver mate, id teck it!" or "red number mate your core lose!
lol also one guy yesterday saw me key the machine and asked what it was, i told him it tells me if ill "win" or not! he offered me £10 for it, i said nah, but ill key it again for ya for a £5.................OK he said!!

easiest £5 i made!

Glendale · Post by **Glendale** » Tue Jul 06, 2010 11:47 pm

wildcat wrote:It does my head in when your in a pub with only a few in, then within a minute of you playing theres around 100 people watching you, crowding the machine "trying" to give you advice! "that features a guaranteed fiver mate, id teck it!" or "red number mate your core lose!
lol also one guy yesterday saw me key the machine and asked what it was, i told him it tells me if ill "win" or not! he offered me £10 for it, i said nah, but ill key it again for ya for a £5.................OK he said!! easiest £5 i made!

when titus bramble played for ipswich that carl "from hull" sold him a key for £50 in felixstowe!